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sup

[C S @reenabeena18]

A 70 year old woman asked me for my number on the train today and I'm starting to be concerned about what vibe i give off to people

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

last night was a movie

[Josh Dougherty @Doughboy819]

Everybody say happy birthday Rogue!

[C S @reenabeena18]

Just yelled, “NO” while stomping the most enormous centipede, then had to squint my eyes while cleaning it up.

I used to think I could be on Fear Factor

[C S @reenabeena18]

In my dream last night I was outside and Snoop Dogg noticed I was getting a sun burn so he brought me into the shade. I asked him if we could take a picture together and he said no

[C S @reenabeena18]

@Doughboy819 I feel like this was mostly a compliment

[C S @reenabeena18]

Annual father in law holiday quote

Dave, singing: “we are family, I got all my drug dealers with me” 🎶

[C S @reenabeena18]

@ManateeParty at a wedding: “hold on I gotta go join that worm”

Me: “the conga line???”

☠️ 😂

[C S @reenabeena18]

Asked josh if he wanted earplugs or melatonin to help him sleep tonight, since he’s had a couple nights of bad sleep. He says, “nah, I’m just gunna raw dog it tonight. I’m gunna raw dog the sleep”

Anyway, sweet dreams 😴

[C S @reenabeena18]

@OGFuelBone12 @bdornacher @Doughboy819

[C S @reenabeena18]

Josh (Unprompted, to our dog): “rogue, if we die before you and you’re still alive, you can eat us”

????

[C S @reenabeena18]

@OGFuelBone12 Yeah I didn’t agree to that

[C S @reenabeena18]

Before escape room

Employee: do you have to use the restroom? I have a bad history of people saying they don’t need to go and then going in the room

Me: shut up. I can promise you I would never do that.

Employee: oh, it’s okay if you do

Me: what

???????

[C S @reenabeena18]

Remember dinosaur fruit snacks?

[C S @reenabeena18]

Direct quote from our officiant, “If you’re the kind of person who believes everything happens for a reason, then you’ve never shit your pants in public”

[C S @reenabeena18]

It’s bachelorette weekend so you know what that means!!!!!!

Time to ruin every item of white clothing I own 🥴

[C S @reenabeena18]

@thetammynator I love this strat

[C S @reenabeena18]

You ever feel like some Donny darko shit boutta happen to your life?

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me trying to act like I’m not leaving the house so my dog doesn’t get sad

[C S @reenabeena18]

Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I’m lost without you