Reese

My bank account needs a DNR because trying to save it at this point is futile. Paramedic. Raft Guide. Ski//Hike//Bike//Paddle

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

So if you’re keeping score at home:

- need less doors
- every school needs to be guarded by SEAL Team 6 caliber Good Guys

The same ppl that say itS not feasible or to get rid of our amount of guns will say 150k schools need this level of protection

And less doors. BAN DOORS

[Reese @reese_brown7]

@annerbananer12 There’s just a lot that goes into it

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer

[human saint laurent fan @joshuahong95130]

ambulances be like

[Live5News @Live5News]

Police respond to auto-pedestrian accident on King Street https://t.co/iIQ9Ec5pR1

[Reese @reese_brown7]

This whole wallstreetbets thing feels like an episode of It’s Always Sunny

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

No practice this week?

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

DAWGS GOTTA EAT 🐶🐶🐶

[Reese @reese_brown7]

I bet Cody Parkey has the worst feelings of Deja Vu of all time

[Reese @reese_brown7]

@bryanp789 Currently trying to move some things around in my budget

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Set in the Present https://t.co/qGIAOaX34Q https://t.co/FQ0gX9QQtk

[Reese @reese_brown7]

Pain

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Odell Beckham Jr. tears ACL, expected to miss rest of 2020 season

Details » https://t.co/vOFn3OoJle

[Reese @reese_brown7]

These keep getting better

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At a drive-thru, waiting on my order, looking at phone. Guy at window: “you kinda look like Tony Hawk”
me (turning towards him, assuming he is in on the joke): “haha, cool”
Him (looking disappointed): “well, from the side you do. Here’s your food.”

[Reese @reese_brown7]

“Who’s Robert Plant? I thought the singers same was Led Zeppelin, like a lead blimp? So like it doesn’t sky? Wait what’s the word...fly?” @annerbananer12 revelation of the day

[Bryan Parker @bryanp789]

Flat out told him to shut up 🤣

[Token CEO @tokenCEO]

Costco CEO: we need to raise the price of our hot dogs we are losing a shit ton of money

Costco founder:

[Reese @reese_brown7]

@JJHarih A troubled boy skips school to explore the city and whine about his red hat and how nobody understands him