Vladimir Gluten

cheese-head in paradise

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

@GerrickDanielso Gonna have beers/food with us on Monday after OTF?

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

@GerrickDanielso You're always super creepy! 😁 I was probably too busy singing in the car.

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

@hexprax "I'm not slut-shaming you, but you've slept with too many people, slut. And you have a drinking problem. Now get offa my lawn."

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Hey @CA_DMV I need to transfer specialty plates to my new car. After I fill out the form, how do I turn the other plates in? Thx!

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

@kellykauffman Wow. Did she just write my entire 20s?

[Los Angeles County @CountyofLA]

Prepare these 6 Ps in case of evacuation:

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🐶People & pets
📄Papers (important documents)
💊Prescriptions
📷Photos
💻PC hard drives & disks
💳"Plastic" (credit/ATM cards) and cash

#LAfires #SkirballFire #CreekFire #RyeFire

[CAL FIRE @CAL_FIRE]

With epic winds forecasted and extremely dry conditions, it is vital that you the public is ready to GO! Here are the top 10 things firefighters tell their own families when it comes to being prepared to evacuate due to wildfires. #BeFirefighterReady More: https://t.co/hHTBtHlGh9

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Broke my no cell phone rule to snag this shot of the sunrise this morning. Too beautiful to… https://t.co/AEezHuN9L2

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

@gsrgwen Yah mon

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

My face all week 😝😂😎 It's awesome when you can go years without seeing a friend & pick right up… https://t.co/ACRZB9mxHI

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

A brief break from laugh-crying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
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.#highschoolhomies #iamnotalesbian… https://t.co/tHeoMn2Y5Z

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

We're obviously having a terrible time. @ Glen Ivy https://t.co/74bXN1ofs7

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Digging thru piles of old pics and dying 😂🤣 😂🤣 gsrgwenr and I circa 2002. And yes, the spinach… https://t.co/R2TYaxqI85

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Commence Girls Vacation Week! We've already busted out the year books 😂🤣😂🤣 #wishangiewashere… https://t.co/cwZy21YTwu

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Did a Biggest Loser challenge at work - December to March. 3 months of increased exercise with… https://t.co/P7b9VE32AW

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Tangled up in blue 💙.
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#bartókthebatdog #chinesecrestedpowderpuff https://t.co/pBCzGmES3t

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

The new @OrlandoCitySC stadium remembers the nightclub shooting victims. Must see: https://t.co/xZck4tf8oH

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Thank you, Universe, for making up for yesterday and then some.

[Vladimir Gluten @reesethebeastSD]

Thank you, Universe, for my #costco angels 😇 Liz, Patrick, and Jacob who helped me jump my dead battery. #faithinhumanityrestored