regan

it is what it is

[regan @regansoares]

What other bitches are listening to Gary come home on the lake???…y’all simply couldn’t relate!

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[🧬⛓️𝕭(jörk)𝖊𝖓 M.S.⛓️🧬 @papi_lechuga]

got so high last night I woke up to the chilli’s app installed on my phone

[ro ⭐️ @thiinwrists]

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

[jake @jakethms]

Eating all the food in my pantry so that there’s nothing left and then I can get poverty abs

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking beers all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

[miia @miiagarro]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[regan @regansoares]

Everything really does happen for a reason!!!!!!

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Riċ @ricblurs]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[ipad pro jones @ipadprojones]

with the taste of your lips I’m on a ride bro

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

I’m sorry but the man calling into the radio station at the beginning of “Kiss Kiss” cracks me the fuck up every time I hear it lmaoooo

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

yesssssss

[ravn @mfnravn]

i am better as a concept pls just leave me alone

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

jobless and bored so i’ve started diagnosing myself with a new ailment every day

[regan @regansoares]

I love getting blocked🤣 like awww you hate me? Good hahah