Regan The Fat Cat

naps. food. apathy.

[Regan The Fat Cat @reganthefatcat]

@sashanako i love everyone.

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sshhhhhh. http://t.co/G8aLyk7xoB

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@dreabutt always and forever. ;)

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I have napped. I have risen. I will nap again.

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i smell like coffee.

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just went exploring! all the way upstairs and saw out the front door! tried to eat a leaf! WASNT EVEN SCARED!!!!

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running laps around the tub.

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I'm Hungry: The Regan Pressman Story

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@jessiclesftw speak for yourself

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if i just keep nuzzling his face, he'll wake up and feed me.

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@heydeannahey a tempting offer, but i'm really just settling in to Park Slope.

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good morning. http://t.co/TJY6zOCV

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YOLO? no. YO9X

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took a bath. smelling good. looking good.

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sleeping like an astronaut - http://t.co/GWL0BqRi

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keeping cool. http://t.co/ljI4G0HV

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@LILBTHEBASEDDOG big woop. I had my own show.

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DeSean Jackson runs as fast as Capt. America. unreal.

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it's official ya'll. i weigh 19lbs. http://twenty-somethingtravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haters_gonna_hate.gif

[Regan The Fat Cat @reganthefatcat]

sitting in the window, trying to kill bugs through the screen.