reggie

fucking around and finding out

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i am on the train looking at each and every one of you and making up a backstory. good news is i do not matter.

[princess camo @camtalked]

the pictures ur mom took a year before she got pregnant with u

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

This is still the most insane dialogue in The Boys

#TheBoys

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[Samurai Kells, Director Engineer🥋 @directorengr]

THE COCA COLA MYSTERY.

A spec ad for .@CocaCola .@CocaCola_NG

[reggie @reggiesArchive]

@designerkells @CocaCola @CocaCola_NG @CocaCola @CocaCola @CocaCola

[reggie @reggiesArchive]

@designerkells @baysemarkets The information download everytime I watch a Kelly short 🤏🏽🤏🏽

[Lotus Tea and Quesadillas🇲🇽🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[barney @barneyxbt]

if they’re lying to your face about things happening right now in real time with cameras everywhere and the internet at your fingertips imagine how bad the history books are

[Luke @qLxke_]

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

[reggie @reggiesArchive]

@bbambied One shoe off?? He in it maaan

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

Oh but the foolishness was carefully curated. Over decades. Destroy schools. Destroy institutions. Destroy the best parts of culture. Fund religion to do the emotional and psychological work of keeping people docile. Oh and for some inexplicable reason, chop down all the trees and forests and replace everything with hideous concrete. So that there is no oxygen going to their brains.

But always, always show that it is possible to cash out if you can squeeze through the holes of dysfunction to meet your personal helper, placed there by god, who will show you how, to the detriment of the country, you can make it and come back to flaunt it in people's faces.

Let them hope that they too, if they can contort their bodies and their consciences enough, will be able to find their glorious path, to a brand new iPhone, a trip to Dubai, high quality bone straight, a lambo, a house on the island, an ugly concrete mansion in Abuja with tiles tiles tiles everywhere, and oh please no vegetation, remember what we said about trees above, to hell with trees!!! (which you must show off on Instagram to the glory of god, blessed and commissioned by one of his agents), children in schools in Accra, Malaysia, Cyprus, or if you are especially blessed by the Nigerian god, London or Canada or America. Glory!

After all said and done, in all things, give thanks to the Nigerian god, through whom all (criminal but profitable) things are possible.

[Sense Receptor @SenseReceptor]

Me trying to figure out the connection between the Epstein files release, the insane moves in precious metals, whatever TF is going on in Iran, the Apaches that just flew by my window, and the AI chatbots self-assembling into social networks

[reggie @reggiesArchive]

@FasinaJames @designerkells @avantisfi @base @2x0fun Yunno😂😂 he dey chase smth na why. He go soon reach am

[reggie @reggiesArchive]

@designerkells @avantisfi @base @2x0fun Absolutely loove this video, but this shot right here? Give the man his flowers 👏🏽👏🏽

[AlmostFriday.TV @AlmostFridayTV]

Here it is folks, our favorite post of 2025

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

I think this has become my favorite song from the @SinnersMovie. I tear up every time it plays in the movie and this rendition is truly beautiful.

Last Time (I Seen The Sun) with Miles Caton, Alice Smith, and pianist Victor Campbell. #CNNNYE

[The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar]

The weather is cold but the vibes are warm