regina

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[sarika @sarikatwts]

started texting like a man by replying to whichever part of the message i feel like acknowledging and ignoring the rest

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

date idea: i drink an entire bottle of wine and you deal with the consequences.

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I get so nervous when someone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s on my phone

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people

[Aelin @linnssins]

ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Friends with benefits and the benefit is that im your friend

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[jake @wormpuller]

My boss just broke no contact again

[maia @maiamalfoyy]

a mi las consecuencias de mis actos me hacen los mandados

[nomeolvides🪻 @borgescandela]

cuando hago reír a alguien que respeto mucho intelectualmente es lo más parecido a tener poderes mágicos

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

“guys” & it’s me talking to myself.

[psyops sona @sona80085]

"te comiste el bait" ok amigo perdon por tener el corazon puro y confiar en la gente sabes

[Nena @Nenamazz]

This could be about anyone lmfaoo

[KWTO @Kiwito____]

ta bien, vayan a sus pedas de halloween, más espacio pa mi en la biblioteca

[HELEN KELLER DENIER @mami_cashmoney]

te faltó bloquearme de la lupe 105.3 fm ahí te va lo legal de el bebeto

[の人の @crycryperrito]

le quieren enseñar a Bobby Pulido a desvelarse

[C. @chynalexis]

as a busy woman with a lot going on, please always get to the point with me