Regina 🧚🏽‍♀️

[Kristof @CoastalFuturist]

My wife sent me a nice reminder today

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

“I don’t do politics” well now you're doing 7.5% mortgage rates

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

There are so many love languages but I think prayer is the most beautiful one.

[Nadia. @nonamenadia]

this year has felt like straight psychosis

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This is so fucking funny

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

People leaving MAGA over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

[b @saggyboobs]

january me would not believe the fucking life
i have lived this year

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[Rosemary💕 @urgirl__rose]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[Mina💖 @minatokusi_]

head is fucked up, heart is fucked up, life is fucked up but i'm still going

[s44nti @s44nti]

yo volviendo a dormir porque todavía faltan 57 segundos para que suene la alarma

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

[yagi @yducknow]

Adult life is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine and then having to go to work.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am