Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D.

UNG ‘08 | Sig Ep Social Member | Former Dooley’s Barback

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

With today’s 4 pm ET deadline looming, the 49ers are opting not to exercise the $10 million option bonus in Trent Williams’ contract, per sources. Williams’ salary cap number now will grow to close to $47 million, but the team is not overly concerned about it and it still is planning to rework his contract before next month’s NFL Draft.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts have re-signed TE Mo Alie-Cox.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Giants’ Week 1 depth chart lists Jaxson Dart as Russell Wilson’s backup, QB2.

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

Immediate HIV contraction #shrink

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@KillAll_Yankees Shrink into a subatomic level

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@GGekkoDAWGS What is the free throw merchant doing here

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

#ball

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

#scubagirl’s 2036 presidencial election odds just plummeted

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@GChopovich Ts woulda gone so hard when I was 13

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

I used to pray for times like this

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@KillAll_Yankees Sorry buddy she doesn’t want you

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

#shrink the pollen count

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@invainss Q reigns supreme

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

This IS southern culture

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

If anyone would be so kind as to set Noah up for his date night tmrw, let him know. He’s open to all, but would prefer a tall blonde on the volleyball team

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@GChopovich “It’s part of my southern pride”- says the kid who never crossed the mason dixon line until college

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

The McNeese student manager thing is getting annoying

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@lamarcusaldrizz Kill the pig

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

@PeteThamel @jeffborzello Fuck you dude

[Dr. Noah Fentanyl, M.D. @reginaldraquom]

Yes. This is how I want my college tuition spent