Rusty Segue

Living easy, living free

[Rusty Segue @reginaldsubaru]

An list of bands that if you combine their names it amuses me:

Johnny Cash Money Millionaires
The Rolling Stone Sour
Peter, Paul & 7 Mary 3
Billy Strings Cheese Incident
Gwarth Brooks
Jay ZZ Top
Beach Boyz II Men
Blink-182pac
Good Charlotte Church
Widespread Panic! At The Disco

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@GameShowNetwork do you know anything about the MSG residency rumors?

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Maybe the fourth time's the charm, eh. Fuck this stupid shit.

[AUFAMILY @AUFAMILY]

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”

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@AuburnFootball @CoachHughFreeze #FHF 🖕

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Fuck @CoachHughFreeze 🖕

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@CoachCaddy24 Thank you for all you did for the team and the fans this year. A standup man and an Auburn legend.

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With all this disheartening news I hope 2 of @JohnCohenAD 58 questions are "Have you ever hired a hooker for teenagers" and "Do you harass sexual assault victims who were abused by your players".

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@cubsgirl1825 "I've sat through Tuesday shows in Texas, 12 More Encores, and no deals on balloons all summer just to get denied MSG tickets"

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I will miss you the most @Bodegacats_

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

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While we're talking about things that can definitely happen I heard Christina Hendricks is going to bring me a suitcase with $20mm and a platter of chicken wings

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@GSarafan I worked at a place where a bunch of my coworkers celebrated Diwali and I loved that time in the office.

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Time to start putting myself out there again

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Powerful Partnership: Dunkin Donuts And Victoria’s Secret Have Teamed Up To Create A G-String That Smells Like Hash Browns https://t.co/rmwMSk5XOZ

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@TimberCarini This thread helped me laugh through the reality that it's going to be a tough year

https://t.co/VLqbgjU8fx

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@needsmorechalk I want to try making that, the sauce is by special request though

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Feels like fall in the Subaru house today, turned four pounds of apples into applesauce.

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Of all regional accents philly reigns supreme

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I've seen so many Crocs tweets today it's gone international

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@AU_Grant I can't believe Velcro is still playing. Their career has lasted longer than a fair amount of people they cover

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I want to find some rap I have missed. I have been listening to the same stuff since cash money millionaires ruled the world

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@ianfoo So it's useful most afternoons!

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@PhishatDicks I mean if you're having sex with another man while you do it then maybe.