Miss Montana ‘82

yes, i won Miss Montana in 1982, you found me! Mom of 5 handsome sons.

[Miss Montana ‘82 @reginecunter]

Me 10,000%.

[𝓕 @faverazsn]

I don't pretend to be good vibes, everyone knows I'm kind and a bitch when needed

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

A man will build the illusion of forever to enjoy the convenience of now. You see, you become obsessed with clarity whilst trying to reconcile 2 conflicting truths. He made you feel chosen & now he’s making you feel delusional for believing it.

[obiamaka @ama4evrr]

more women need to take control of their romantic lives instead of just waiting lmao. genuinely nothing embarrassing about making the 1st move or asking your situationship wtf you’re doing lool

[Donna @Donna_Cruise]

Being in a situationship is the first sign of not being wanted.

[🌷 Nik 🌷 @ladynimala]

And when Mary needed a husband God gave her a man who'd raise a son that wasn't his.

[𝑱-𝑻𝒆𝒙 ✯ @jltx93]

The hottest thing a man can do is make it painfully obvious he wants you. I’m tired of pretending emotional ambiguity is sexy.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

The millennial urge to delete your entire internet presence and go back to a landline, walkman and digital camera.

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

The more you get your life together, the smaller the pool gets.

So if you find someone genuinely good along the way, don’t shut them out chasing some idea of perfect timing.

Good people are rare. People willing to grow with you are even rarer.

[Liz.🐞 @elizabxtthh]

“a healthy relationship shouldn’t be hard.”

i actually think healthy relationships can be hard. when two people become deeply connected, they eventually run into each other’s differences, insecurities, old wounds, habits, and fears. difficulty doesn’t automatically mean the relationship is unhealthy. sometimes it simply means two imperfect people are trying to build something real together. there will be seasons that demand patience, difficult conversations, compromise, and a lot of sabr. that doesn’t mean the love is wrong. sometimes it means you’re both being asked to grow.

[arthurplz⁵ ꕤ lemon charts🍋📈 @mokagrandee]

What do you put in all your drinks?
Lemon.
What do you put in your cakes?
Lemon.
What is the natural remedy for a sore throat?
Lemon.
What can help with cleaning surfaces?
Lemon.
What boosts your immune system?
Lemon.
LEMON IS THAT GIRL.🍋

[Khadija B. Targaryen @romanaceaddict2]

No, it's honeydew or cantaloupe. Filler fruit that taste like sadness.

[JG @UTxJGTheDon]

Pretty soon all of the streaming services will merge into one and we will have...cable

[SunnySumbo @SSSumbooo]

Speaking my truth. Bananas are disgusting. They smell gross. The texture makes me gag and they taste like punishment.

[Nikki @niknaklynn]

If you’re attached to someone you shouldn’t be….gooooood luck

[cam is at hillman college 📖 @seodilf]

the worst fruit is cantaloupe and i am tired of them always putting it in the fruit platters

[Jess✨️♈️ @Jesspolished]

Y'all were just not paying attention before then.

[ATLGreekPicnic @Atlgreekpicnic]

Yall 😂😂😂😂😂

[above average pa’ja enjoyer @tayseye]

and while we’re here, coconut sucks and everything coconut flavored is ass

[AT @primediscussion]

It seems like once a year since 2022, unprovoked, Chris Rock will do or say something that makes everybody look at Will Smith like

[Miss Montana ‘82 @reginecunter]

Watermelon and all its cousins are there?! Cantalope? HONEYDEW?!

[kami @hanniibunz]

whole tl talking about the worst fruit when it’s obvious it’s blueberries

[Anna Maria Junus @JunusAnna]

I am not a woman because I like pink, knitting, needlework, lace, and florals.

I'm not even a woman because I gave birth 7 times. Only a woman can do that but that didn't make me a woman.

I'm a woman because I'm human and female.