Regis Swanson

Traveller. Farmer. Reader. Learner. Be kind to the critters 🌎👩🏻‍🌾📖🤓🐐🐓🐖🐂🐿🦝🐇🪺🌲🌱

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@GrandCanyonNPS I always told people I was a Glorified recess monitor 😂

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@wsdot_traffic Now if we could just get people to let us merge into the slow lane at the Marine Dr. on/off ramp 🤯🤦🏻‍♀️

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@EverettHerald He’s already been found & is back home!

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@ChangeTheSyst14 Did he adopt Michael Oher… 🤔

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@wspd2pio This is why we can’t have nice things 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TheBeachBoys @MumfordAndSons What was that tall board looking instrument played with Mumford?

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@CBSSunday

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@MountRainierNPS 🤭

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@natsechobbyist We survived by not drinking from the fountain once we saw that massive loogie in the drain 🤢

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@JoJoFromJerz He’s the real owner of the Dallas Cowboys & a former Cowboys cheerleader. He also invented the breast implant.

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@donwinslow Probably being delivered by the USPS 😂🤦🏻‍♀️⏳

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@MeidasTouch He’s living off of royalties from inventing the Ford Mustang & Bronco…

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@JoJoFromJerz Baby goats make the day so much better 😍

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@EmmanuelAcho This is why we can’t have nice things 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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@GianmarcoSoresi I thought that said “syphilis”… 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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@chrissyteigen Government. Left out the first “N”. I get flashbacks of that awful day every time our office gal writes something in permanent marker 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🫢😬

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@ReallyAmerican1 When you cry victim but you’re actually a volunteer 😂🤦🏻‍♀️💯

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@yashar I thh hi ought their timeline for anything was always “in two weeks”…😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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@MotherJones He gives good RBF 😂

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@jrpsaki Is there a sign up sheet so we know who is bringing the snacks and beverages?! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🍿🍺