Matt

Unserious person. Proud dad and husband. Average beer league hockey player. Tank top enthusiast. Fan of all things Baltimore.

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@FOXSports @ByDougMcIntyre @MelissaMOrtiz Everyone underestimates the power of showing someone a drone photo of tier 1 operators outside of their house.

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

How long has Billy corrigan been dressing like pinhead?

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@some11235 @BucketJonBets I’m currently on orca duty on my birthday. So maybe today’s the day. Also, as a reminder, shut up.

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@some11235 @BucketJonBets Shut up

[O’s Card Giveaways @OsCardGiveAways]

Happy 4th of July!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll selected one lucky follower to receive this Jackson Holliday 1/1 Star Spangled Splat card tonight after the fireworks! #Birdland #4thOfJuly

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@JasonMiyaresVA “Banned in the USA” by 2 Live Crew @unclelukereal1

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

“WELCOME TO 7 STRAIGHT HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE MILITARY FLYOVERS”

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@JimHansonDC Jesus Christ

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@BaysoxOfficial LeBron aside…yall got them tank tops for sale?

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@BucketJonBets That isn’t the first time he’s asked you that

[Thirst Round Pick MD @ThirstRoundPick]

I salute these courageous Orioles fans.

[Walter Maselli @WalterMaselli1]

Hey Buck are you busy asking for a friend

[Orioles Kangaroo @ForeverOrioles]

The T. Rowe Price Patch started the downfall honestly

[Jai Shields @TheOneCalledJai]

I could get punched in the face by Aaron Donald 12x in a row & it still wouldn’t be as painful as watching this bitch made, sorry ass Orioles team play MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.

#FIREMIKEELIAS #BIRDLAND

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@DMVAdventures @ShawnChittle Can I come?

[Mark Fisher @fisher4maryland]

Spare us the fake concern about the heat wave. Marylanders can’t afford to run their own AC because of you and @mddems' extremist policies. You refuse to reopen closed power plants to actually increase supply, and you refuse to eliminate the taxes crushing electricity bills. Instead of forcing people into cooling centers like some third-world handout, how about you stop destroying affordable energy? Families are literally baking in their homes while you virtue-signal and do nothing. This isn’t “preparation.” It’s the direct result of your failed green agenda. Own it.

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@JulianTBaron At some point you have to think the players hate him

[Matt @regularoldmatt]

@korki2019 @vashikoo I bet you hate “The Substitute” too