alex

pawg | he/him

[alex @regularpilled]

folks,. I’m just trying to have a good mythical morning

[alex @regularpilled]

wait, when we dont have to wear masks anymore how will i feel morally superior to people i walk past on the street

[alex @regularpilled]

guy who read the ballot wrong: no way in hell am i gonna vote for a damn WARLOCK?! are you kidding me

[. @grimxreefr]

What a year

[alex @regularpilled]

proud of us as a society for unlocking the rare skin “dashiki nancy pelosi”

[alex @regularpilled]

@elonmusk @Teslarati one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever do it, all time posting here elon, good work

[pierce @cringe_genius]

learning tricks @wheelieduncan

[alex @regularpilled]

coming out of quarantine either losing a years worth of progress in therapy or with a beautifully kept herb garden. at this point? its impossible to say

[alex @regularpilled]

i love to live in a functional democracy

[alex @regularpilled]

even though my candidate didn’t win, at least i know that as a georgia voter i cast my vote and it was counted! :)

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

This April 1st…. Is no Fn joke. Smh

[ronnie @taladorei]

with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the virus.

[Carmen Christopher @CarmChristopher]

Couldn’t find any medical masks so me an my boy rolled up to the airport dressed as our favorite Masked Singer characters. #coronavirus

[alex @regularpilled]

these people are actually like invested in their own political opinions it’s scary

[alex @regularpilled]

folks: im sorry,, i argued with some warren stans and it was a mistake, i will never do it again