reg

reg is short for oregano || she/her

[reg @regvolp]

*tips hat* mo’delo

[reg @regvolp]

jalen BRUNSON 💜

[reg @regvolp]

underboob sweat for the cyclones #UnderBoobSweatForTheCyclones

[reg @regvolp]

lone star ticks can't scare me...red meat already makes me throw up <3

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[reg @regvolp]

guy who's a knicks fan bc they have cotton candy soft serve at their games

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus

[brooke's crashing tf out 🧘‍♀️ @verybrookie]

happy pride ✈️

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[gex @severalbird]

when the weather is good we should celebrate the weather man and carry him around on our shoulders like a hero, but when the weather is bad well…we should beat his ass and kill him

[reg @regvolp]

under boob sweat for muna #underboobsweatformuna

[reg @regvolp]

luann: life's a cabaret darling!
tinsley: i want a boyfriend :(
dorinda: im moving to a new apartment :)
bethenny:

[reg @regvolp]

blended tf outta a can of these with some tahini and thinned it out with water to make hummus. semi homemade with sandra lee ass move

[reg @regvolp]

when i find myself in times of trouble, ramona singer comes to me...speaking words of wisdom, acquire some taste!

[reg @regvolp]

picking a fight bc he said i wouldnt be well marbled

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body

[(•̀o•́)ง @ermgrrrrr]

imagine calling root beer, an ancient drink full of roots that come from deep in the earth, "low vibrational" u fools truly have strayed so far from the light

[reg @regvolp]

they made all fours for boy

[reg @regvolp]

and if the hannah einbinder hacks premiere party bus crashes into us.....