I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus
when the weather is good we should celebrate the weather man and carry him around on our shoulders like a hero, but when the weather is bad well…we should beat his ass and kill him
imagine calling root beer, an ancient drink full of roots that come from deep in the earth, "low vibrational" u fools truly have strayed so far from the light