Ian Reichenthal

[Ian Reichenthal @reichenthal]

Twitter, can we please do what we do best (become an angry mob) to Brooklyn Nine Nine Season 6 this movie back into existence? @dgreenmachine

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Mistakes That, In Hindsight, My Street Gang May Have Made https://t.co/vThhmiunAa

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This year, I resolve to be more like my dog: Love unconditionally. Be present. Run and play every day. Drink water. Rest. Be loyal and quick to forgive. Vomit loudly. Murder any squirrel I can catch. Eat my own feces.

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@BrianStack153 @toddlevin I love this so much

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@EbanSchletter @ccfilmfest @gimmebutter

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I can not believe I didn’t win the Oscar Mayer “Tell us why the Wiener Mobile should visit YOUR house!” contest. https://t.co/WnxXKCak1m

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@oscarmayer Because I have a large, wiener-shaped garage, making for easy parking. #ForTheLoveOfHotDogs #contest

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@jessirklein your Disney wedding Moth story is one of the best ever

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@elizaskinner https://t.co/qhXxaCgrvX

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@Usher I honestly don’t know, but I know where I see YOU on May 5th: ushering the wedding of @InternetSheldon ! #UsherUshering

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@oscarmayer Because I have a large, wiener-shaped garage, making for easy parking. #ForTheLoveOfHotDogs #contest

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@Atencio It did. It killed Van. That's a little insulting to Van that you don't remember that.

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It's time the logo for the Jamaican beef patty place by my apt took its place alongside the great logos of our age.

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Hahahahahaha oh Starbucks I wish I had a billion dollars in change to give you right now.

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It takes a lot to surprise me. So hats off to you, pound of cheese cubes in the door handle of this cab!

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I manage my station the way I manage my face: WITHOUT CONCERN FOR YOUR RULES!

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Look around. Your New Year's resolution could be staring you in the face.

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This flyer is a genius! http://t.co/IufcFhfWYz

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Some sharks have stupid faces.

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When I push on the soap dispenser in my bathroom, it kind of sounds like a seagull. And that is as close to nature as I will get most days.