Lucifer

It's better to reign in hell, than serve in Heaven ...

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

...Or would that be high morale? I'm confused.

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

Turning the minions loose in Vegas was probably a bad idea. Morale is low now; after all, how can you top the city of sin?

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

I now own complete control of the Hilton franchise. Muahaha. ... I know, I know, shocking it took so long, right?

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

@carveredlund Ahh, Ava. She's one of my favorites. Real twisted, that one. She makes me proud. :)

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

@sammywinchester My minions insist this time? It really was a gas line. I know, I'm disappointed, too. You try to teach them, and yet ...

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

... All right. Who do you have to kill around here to get deep-fried baby?

[Lucifer @reign_in_hell]

@howstricks Don't forget to bring the liquor. It's your turn to buy this millennium.