Jess O'Reilly

Just a girl. Finally getting on the Twitter bandwagon. Asking it to challenge my attention span.

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@molly_baxter Same 😢

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@rosannakingsun Better than Jeff 😒

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@rosannakingsun I'm just relieved there wasn't a second drowning!

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@rosannakingsun @ntpfes @9NewsDarwin I miss them so much 😭😭😭

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@melissamackay9 @QldPolice I've already stalked them on insta feed and stories and basically just anything else that exists 😭

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@SophieTrevitt You know that dogs like Loki are predominantly trained to track, right? As in, find offenders when they do a runner. Not to attack.

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

A few years ago I wrote a piece for Mamamia and they wanted me to write more and pitch some ideas. So my first idea was to come out swinging against those who criticise and judge people for being healthy; 'health shaming' I think I coined it. I got radio silence 🤷‍♀️

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

Jessica Knoll writes, “The wellness industry is the diet industry, and the diet industry is a function of the patriarchal beauty standard under which women either punish themselves to become smaller or are punished for failing to comply" https://t.co/m3ttqYANO5

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@EricMil49361476 @nytimes Thank you 👐🏼

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

Queensland Police are on the lookout for NSW's "new era of dominance" which disappeared around Suncorp Stadium this evening. It is believed a man by the name of Gagai might be able to assist.

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

Changed traffic conditions around Brisbane as the mighty Queenslanders prepare to crush the team who cannot be named #Origin #Qlder

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

As in...Casuarina Airport?

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

@rosannakingsun I learned that if you hold your car keys while getting zapped in that hand, it extra sucks ☹

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

Anyone else think this requires more of a response? 🤔 #Gunlom #Nitmiluk #heapsnotSA

https://t.co/YLV8neEFNY

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

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[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

Easily the best use of FOI I've ever seen 😅 🍆 #boybrain 🍆

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

Those in favour of police CCTV say I...☄ #theyrehere

[NT PFES @ntpfes]

Whoa! CCTV footage captured the moment Alice Springs and Tennant Creek were lit up by a passing meteor overnight. #ntpfes

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

I think my main issue with Instagram influencers is their annihilation of the English language and the influence they're having on the next generation's literary skills 🤦‍♀️

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

GO KATE!! 👐🏼 😍 #cansing

[Eurovision Song Contest @Eurovision]

🇦🇺 WOWWW! What a show from Kate Miller-Heidke! We can confirm she is now safely back on solid ground!

@SBS @SBSEurovision @KMillerHeidke
#DareToDream #Eurovision #AUS

[Jess O'Reilly @reillyojess]

I just ordered a piece of banana bread from a cafe and after paying, was told "help yourself, the tongs are there."

Wait, what? Am I being entitled or is customer service dead? #selfcheckout #checkedout