The Rejection Collection

Cartoon books and NFTs that are too hot for The New Yorker by New Yorker cartoonists. Not intended for sensitive followers.

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A highbrow poop joke from Sam Gross. There’s a lot more in the book. We’re classy like that. #samgross #poopjoke #Shakespeare #diarrhea #cartoon #funny #haha #vulture #rejectedcartoon #therejectioncollection

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Another one from the book by Sam Gross. #funny #cartoon #rejected #therejectioncollection #samgross #clitoris #giggle #lol #haha

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I’ll just put this here. By Sam Gross, legendary cartoonist, aptly named. #samgross #cartoon #abortion #inappropriate #DarkJokes #darkhumor #therejectioncollection @rejectcollect #abortionjokes

[Merrill Markoe @Merrillmarkoe]

Still recovering from yesterday at Trader Joe's where I felt so judged I left without buying what I came for. By the way, this is not re-touched. To see how I WOULD have re-touched them, scroll to next piece of thread.

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A great rejected cartoon by Mike Twohy. Very much “on brand” for the Rejection Collection books. #rejectioncollection #therejectioncollection #miketwohy #coffee #bottomless #coffeelover #cupajoe #CoffeeTime #CoffeeLovers

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@saralautman @spideretc Love that we got to do this one as a two pager!

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“Cassandra” -Leo Cullum

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Comedy challenge: come up with a name for an unpleasant medical procedure. (A question we asked New Yorker cartoonists in our latest book. I’ll give a few of their answers below.) What’s your best? #rejectioncollection #medicalprocedure #dumbquestions #dumbanswers #ectomy #oscopy

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“Eyeball Splodification” -Roz Chast

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Anyone wanna play?

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Here’s a classy one. #flatulentpachyderm #elephantdiarrhea #DontFeedTheTrolls #elephant #elephants #elephantpoop #chili #spicey #cartoon #rejectioncollection #zoo #nft #dontfeedtheanimals

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Despite @laurelkade ‘s best efforts it looks like the world will never see the rest of this cartoon. Unless a brave hero steps up to retweet this… or unless you follow us on Instagram.

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Here’s a tiny detail of a rejected cartoon. I’ll post a slightly wider view if this gets two retweets or ten likes.

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We need one more retweet or seven more likes to see the rest of this cartoon. Come on, Twitter People!

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We believe in free speech. And also free sketch.

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Let’s see how this one goes over. If you don’t dig, unfollow. If you do, please RT or tag your crude, thick-skinned friends. Help us build our community! #horselovers #rejectedcartoon #rejectioncollection #rejectcollect #horseenthusiast #pervert #inappropriate #nft #NFTProject

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Respond with your own dumb answer😎

#rejectioncollection #NFT #pizzatoppings #crypto #NFTproject #rejectcollect #dumb #question #answer

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Another day, another dumb question… and three dumb answers.

#dumbquestions #dumbanswers

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Answer 3: “Gelatin beads filled with children’s tears”. - Alex Gregory