The Reject Pile

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WRITERS: Humor piece rejected by @mcsweeneys, @NewYorker, and/or your friends/family? We want it! (If it's funny.) [email protected]

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Comments I Made While Hosting My First — and Last — Public Radio Pledge Drive by @nwi_jsp https://t.co/OOltO6hmna

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People Who Get To Board the Plane Before Me by @OkaySmartyPants https://t.co/ftYUImXCdn

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18th Century Tinder Message by @BleeSevens https://t.co/YfcfOSFOJR

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Trump Floundering With Key Demographic In Major City https://t.co/UiBWBXM3Cg

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Batman Villains Against Trump by @wordlust https://t.co/lu9hyHntNQ

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An Anxious Introvert’s Pinterest Boards https://t.co/NRL7suZoZv

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Dr Pepper, Adjunct for Hire by @cupofstars https://t.co/QaBJC2BDrD

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The Eight Limbs of Brazilian Waxing https://t.co/l5u9kDgIIu

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#Ghostbusters is out today, so here:

Who Ya Gonna Call in Case of Emergency by @MikeJungman https://t.co/TjnR6sgglo

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Food Applies to be a Deity by @apmurray123 https://t.co/RYIZ9G4LCJ

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Congressman Waiting Patiently by Phone for Even One Call https://t.co/7LNksdmKsC

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We’ve Cast a Tiger to Play the Next James Bond by @CLEM_IN_TIME https://t.co/7DHW96GK24

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'Ferris Bueller' was released 30 yrs ago tomorrow.

Signs You Might Be Abe Froman by @GMA88 https://t.co/HytchHoO7M

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Bedtime Conversation With Myself by @LoweWriter https://t.co/ehP2zlXRoU

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Target Loses Only Customer to Ever Use a Target Bathroom https://t.co/RC2atyZqBZ

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Mother on Social Media ‘Can't Believe’ How Much Baby Grew Over Past Year https://t.co/8mDi6eOC4Q

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Making a Murderer’s Dean Strang and Jerry Buting Go to Pizza Hut by @jordanmoffatt https://t.co/DO6rukM6uW

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Man Wows Cyber-Security World With Password Not Even He Can Guess https://t.co/ISEXx5aJjE

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The Year Is 2196 and Science Fiction Is a Thing of the Past by @spidermensch https://t.co/4Ajw56YgSF

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Staples Replaces ‘Easy Button’ with Amazon 1-Click Ordering Button https://t.co/r28BwNBpFm