Re Justus

mom, redhead,🌻 perfected rbf...🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

[Re Justus @rejustus6]

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[Re Justus @rejustus6]

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[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

One person's "Asshole" is someone else's "amazing person".

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

Always carry a wine opener, you never know when you may need to open a bottle of wine or stab somebody in the throat.

~inspirational

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

I'm writing a book:

"The Shenanigans and Fuckery of Parenthood"

Should be a best seller.

[Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny]

*composing scathing reply

How do you spell twatwaffle? Is it one word or two? Hyphen? Is it in the dictionary? Christ..

*cunt it is & SEND

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

Stay away from people who don't say please, thank you or I'm sorry.

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

"Hey! You look familiar..."

~A DM horror story.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

The best way to get on my good side is to never be on my bad side.

[Re Justus @rejustus6]

@jackierife78 Absolutely 🤗😂

[M E L ☾ @Melxo_]

You'd think by now my phone would realize I'm not trying to say "duck" "ducking" or "shut." I'm a cusser, damn it. 😒

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife on Facebook: Just tucked the kids in. Wish they could stay up later!
wife [10 minutes ago] GET BACK IN BED OR I'M CALLING THE ORPHANAGE

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old.

So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[Re Justus @rejustus6]

If she is important to you, SHOW her!

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

Gives up on adulting. Joins Twitter.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

*walks into Forever 21*
*gets pulled aside*
Umm, we don't really mean FOREVER.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

You fool me once, you fool me twice.... and yes, this goes on endlessly because i'm that stupid and never learn.

[FloatOn🎈☕️ @musicntats]

Words aren't always needed...

when they can read your eyes...

[Re Justus @rejustus6]

Never be ashamed of something you like or believe in💞