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Wait, so all the fun imported drinks at Donki and Muji gotta be BCRS marked by next week or disposed of?

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Ugh. Why is everything so contrived?

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@boyintheorchard Now wear that top with a slouchy-waisted pair of jeans, maybe a structured crossbody bag. *chef’s kiss*

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@stygianr Of course. Look at you, all big and brown and competent.

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And in Melbourne it's a gay sauna.

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some people like them a little rough around the edges

[ray @styledinred]

One thing early Friends got very right was never making Joey look like some overly polished fantasy of a “hot guy.” Season 1 Matt LeBlanc had the baby face, the chest hair, the slightly rough-around-the-edges 90s thing, and somehow that made the whole “every woman wants Joey Tribbiani” running joke completely believable.

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Now they're discussing whether I should be called dage (which hasn’t got the right connotation, according to one guy) or korkor (which seems to be winning the vote because it's more Singaporean).

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Not many ppl in the office today but I got everyone to take a break so they're in the pantry eating fruit and having coffee or tea or water or whatever.

New joke is that I am gonna be made the company mental health officer.

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Office manager must have felt something because today there's a fruit bowl in the pantry with … apples and bananas.

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Today on ig: @ededdeddee rubbing a small black cock on his head

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But also: he infirm are gentle; the oppressed are quiet; the poor are simple; the downtrodden are private.

Make of that what you will.

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ahh side effect of becoming office korkor is all the juniors coming to me for advice

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@derpingard ohh ... the Uniq covers look good

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LOVE the cute smiles.

[nakata07 @nakata_official]

tak tahu nak pilih mana

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@j0hndoe_SG Yeah, bonghunk is the most boring pornstar.

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So, um, I’m not really listening to the singing …

[kaeru🐸XTC🍼🍌 @kuroi_karintou]

だいすきなソロ曲〜🥳
やっぱりライブで歌ってる白上くん好きだな〜🙌🏾

#東京力車 #白上一成
#勇者の轍 SNSキャンペーン中🎶
詳細は💁‍♀️@tokyorickshaw1

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Need to get me one of these.

For, uh, Halloween, yeah.

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You’d think no one was ever nice to them before. Esp the guys!

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There’s a younger guy in the department who doesn’t hydrate enough and forgets to eat so I sometimes remind him and/or pass him some fruit if I bring extra for my lunch.

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It’s like I officially adopted everyone in the office under the age of 30.