Remington Steele

-Stand Up Comedian -Sports Marketing Agent -Chicken nugget enthusiast

[Remington Steele @remi_steele]

@portis90234 Not a single judge gave Sean round 2….

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If you watched #InoueFulton and you don’t think Inoue is #1p4p , you are probably just a hater

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Disney about to sue the shit out of Teofimo Lopez #TaylorLopez

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@jameslilley1411 agreed, this is definitely the one

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

Consider this your formal introduction to Shamel Findley!

#CFFC119

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@Sacha52067770 @Grabaka_Hitman 125

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Shamel Findley lands a right hand missile to the jaw of Will Spann with about 20 seconds left in R1. Another first round finish #CFFC119

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As someone who now hates lacrosse, I think this is incredible

[TLN 🥍 @LacrosseNetwork]

Was this a fair play by @TerpsMLax head coach John Tillman?

The Terps were awarded possession after calling for an equipment violation because an @OhioStateMLAX player was wearing the WRONG COLOR gloves 🤔

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

ANOTHER escape good lord, guys.

#FuryFC63

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

IVY GETS IT DONE!!

#FuryFC63

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

The elusive kimura finish set up by a kimura slam.

#CFFC103

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@MNightShyamalan I just finished #OldMovie and I have to say, I’ve never felt more connected to characters ever. I too was angry and frustrated the entire time, and by the end of it I felt I had aged a decade. At certain points I was even ready to go on a stabbing spree. #movies

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@usainbolt bolt has done a lot of amazing things on the track, but nothing is more impressive to me than him actually naming his kids Thunder and Lightning….this should be celebrated….#Olympics

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Just saw a guy use a can of la croix to clean his windshield while driving...and that’s all i will be thinking about today

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#UFC257
@VenezuelanVixen : “Amanda Nunes stop ducking me!”
@Amanda_Leoa :

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@UFCFightPass After watching “watch party” I would watch an entire PPV with @funkmasterMMA nephew commentating it. #MakeItHappen

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There is a lot of awfulness in the world now...but have you ever had Key Lime Lacroix? We have the technology to make water taste like pie!

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Does it bother anyone that the helmets on “D2 The Might Ducks” poster don’t match their helmets in the movie, or are you functional humans?

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#RealShowDescriptions - “Rock Of Love” - past their prime strippers (with comically large implants) compete for a past his prime rock star

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@Melers4 Talented gymnasts show you how out of shape, and lazy you are, as we follow a cheerleading team that inexplicably does very little cheering

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Quarantine is boring, there are a lot of TV options out there. I will be tweeting the real description of shows....Request encouraged.