remsie

I’m the plot twist. Your contact list didn’t know it needed
Just your future favourite person 😌 But you can call me now and thank me later 😉

[remsie @remsieeeee]

How is wish to gift @njeri_hln some nuts🤧

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Nut Day.

[remsie @remsieeeee]

If only wishes were horses

[la chica ૐ @lynvzm]

imagina namorar alguém com o msm nível de tesão que vc

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Kama si hii joto ningekuwa nakumbatiwa na @njeri_hln

[Dee💋😍 @realdeey]

Hii ni ovulation ama ni kurogwa😭

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Therapists watakuwa wanachukua shifts😭😭

[🕳TOKYO🕳 @TOKYOXon]

Huyu wa sahi wacha nimtext na mkono ya left ju staki kulia

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Sijui nini husumbua millennials😭

[loyal @poststormer]

Kuna lady niliona leo anatembea na boob top🙆 alafu kuna mimi siezi toka bila kamisi na biker

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Nataka in my next life...nikuwe bulb nikuwe namulikia @wanjohistellah pale kwake🤧🤧

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Sadly it's the new norm😭😭

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Due to high cost of living....I'm available to the highest bidder

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

What are you selling today?

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Nataka in my next life...nikuwe bulb nikuwe namulikia @wanjohistellah pale kwake🤧🤧

[ProseccoBae 🥂 @wanjohistellah]

It's so hot, kazi kwa nyumba ni kukaa tu uchi 😩😩😩

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Wenye mnacomplain kuhusu joto....jaribuni kupima ukimwi😂unaweza kuwa uko window stage na hujui

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Y'all getting creative with wanking

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Y'all getting creative with wanking

[Kyle “BoJack” Hall @BoJackinOff]

I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night

[remsie @remsieeeee]

Nilikuwa nimekaa tu hivi kwa matatu...this random lady comes and puts next to me....and she is going through her gallery 😭😭dear God...I have never seen a Dick🍆 that big😂😂huku nje si you guys mmebarikiwa😭the only way natingishana miguu ni kulamba elgeyo marakwet🤧YOU FRAUDS

[remsie @remsieeeee]

After urinating....you only shake it twice....anything more than that os masterbation

[remsie @remsieeeee]

The idea of going to hell coz nanyonga is so hilarious 😂

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

If we doing it raw you're my business hiyo upuzi ya kusema niko Insecure pelekea nyanyako smh

[J£W£L @RosesfromJewel]

I'm way too freaky for the amount of sex I don't get 🥴😭

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

Immoral babes are my type >>>>

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Pornhub can make you think that your d!ck is so small 😂💀

[TheLegion! @Ephantus_Mwas]

Pale homabay county tulikua tunafanya kazi unapata mgonjwa anagasp unaenda kutafuta oxygen unapata cynliders ni mbili ward mzima , inabidi unawatch mgonjwa akipass