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Así pasa, la vida sigue

[Zya @zyapz]

Lo que hizo el pendejo de Jesse es un acto vil y cruel. Ese wey es un pendejo. La neta un culero con su hermana. Lo odio. Pinche wey por eso en el concierto cuando él canta todos nos salimos al baño y a comprar mojitos JAJAJA tqm Joy no te mereces todo lo que te ha pasado.

[Marcos @elmarcosjosue]

Se están acabandos los nombres de islas griegas para las ventas de helados de yogurt.

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓪 @fw_tyla]

I'm at the age where I finally realize the real luxuries in life are time, slow mornings and the freedom to do whatever I want.

[fabian🫆 @slumsocrates]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow btw

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Working 5 days just to be free for 48hrs isn’t right

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

Newbies don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[ethical pisces Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. BOOB Job.

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Funny how pregnancy is a “consequence of sex” when discussing women.
But child support is suddenly an unfair punishment when discussing men.

[lsagi Bahadur @howboutdizznutz]

People accepting compliments on their AI pics is some borderline identity crisis shit 😭

[Miss Pemulis @barbariana]

Mi plan de retiro es que me mate la IA.

[Nina Nikolic 💫 Kerri @kidkerrigan]

No shade, do what you want with your face, but she turned into Nicole Kidman right before our very eyes

[~ @reversedfroot]

i wonder why schools don't teach about the disadvantages of ai like they teach about the disadvantages of social media

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

I've tasted both employment and unemployment.
I recommend generational wealth or not being born

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones