Renee Perron

Live in Brooklyn, work in tech. Lover of animals, wine, reality TV and long cooking projects. chaotic good.

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@catthew Omg I’m dying

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@caraghpoh There are only three rooms in my apartment and I feel like I’ve given off such strong no bedroom vibes no one goes in there

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Hear me out on this, maybe sin isn’t even real and your love and devotion to one another person is perfectly moral simply because it enriches your lives and doesn’t hurt anyone else.

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@caraghpoh Or eat it. At least a third of the time they go to eat it

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Not going to lie, impressed with people who have exes in their lives who are willing to fly to New York in 24 hours to hang out

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I don’t know how planes work but I can tell you it’s irritating when it’s been on time all day and then you just board and sit on the tarmac

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@LBD_NY @jstn Yes but then they’re just…bisexual

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@caraghpoh Wait what, I thought people would stop me

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@irace @adamlaiacano @CARROT_app I downloaded Carrot based on this tweet and I’m obsessed, thank you

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@cootiebanini I love a Grinchy JIRA policy personally, I need to put more cute cartoons next to ours in our wiki

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I feel like I have Mia Lucia energy rn

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I think I text my friends from the airport at the level of a work assignment

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@wassuppola I should add that all of these people are friends (of both genders!) and outside of the context of a romantic relationship lol. Friends rock

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@wassuppola This is me. What changed me is the people who showed insisting they help. I needed to feel seen in order to learn how to ask. Before, doing it myself always felt safer. To be clear I still suck at asking, but now I have a group of friends I trust to bug me about it

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@caraghpoh Can I like this twice

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@catthew I can’t even begin to express my regret on not having a pair of these. Have considered stealing yours multiple times.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

bookworms' toxic trait is truly believing we can read 938658 books per year so might as well add one more book to the tbr pile it's fine we'll read that soon

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@realitycraycray Sending you love during this difficult time

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@jowrotethis I totally agree with this listing because: Buffy is classic, life changing, but there’s a certain amount of context setting in American history that interview with the vampire is doing that is truly enthralling me…pun intended