Renee King

Cat wrangler, recovering world traveler, and unapologetic fangirl. Wicked internet addiction which will not be helped by Twitter, not at all.

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@gretawhy Save me a seat at dinner? I’m running late, should be there around 4:15 ;)

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@gretawhy Orange cats are…special.

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I can’t stop laughing. 😆

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@gretawhy I’m sorry, all I see is PooP.

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We lost Dr. Ruth, and Richard Simmons, two icons of 80’s pop culture, today. Tough day for Gen X. Somebody check on Mr. T!!!!

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@littlebleufish NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!!

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@littlebleufish Did you pass on it because BBB is on No Strings Attached, and those are Celebrity-era images? I would not blame you :)

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@MuseZack What do you mean “used to”? I asked my husband “Do you want the clicker?” 10 minutes ago.

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@egrishom @Spawn_03 I put my finger on a hot iron once and my mom literally said “Well, you won’t try that again, will you.” as I stood there screaming. Fortunately my impulse control has improved in adulthood.

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@karenreneedo @happyhappyhenri @danni_ox_ I think I may have!

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@EnjoyLife3498 @constans Yup! Oh, and my husband and I learned a hard lesson when he went on his own to pick up a rental on vacation. The next day and many miles away from the rental place I got in to drive and was like “Nope.” He drove the remaining 10 days of our trip.

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@withdiamonds1 @taybeautifulll When I broke my arm I got sent home with a script for, like 5 Oxy after a loooong lecture about the dangers of addiction. Dr. Dude. You have seen my X-ray, yes?? My humerus is SPLINTERED into THREE PIECES. Skip the fucking lecture.

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@happyhappyhenri @danni_ox_ I was at Thunder Hole at Acadia National Park a couple summers ago, and there was a guy yelling for his buddy Alan. After he had bellowed “ALAN!” Several times, another guy started yelling “STEVE!!!” I laughed so hard I almost fell into the sea.

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@staygoldsteph @J_Schiecke Same.

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@staygoldsteph @IntrovertProbss I’m the one who stays home.

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@MKeenerWrites Gen X here, and I just now learned that a Google doc is not a Word doc stored on a Google drive…I’ve been using computers for word processing since 1987 but apparently I need to sign up for the “Computers for Olds” class at the library. :/

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@WillieHandler Listen, I know some people are flaky. But there should be some sort of option in medical scheduling software that lets the office opt a patient out of repeated reminders if they have a proven pattern of reliability. Don’t bug the crap out of me because other people are messy.

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@MogulMargo @WillieHandler I had to review and sign a No-Show Policy at my Cancer Center. I asked the receptionist who the hell these people were who were not showing for ONCOLOGY visits?!?? I mean, they’re kind of important, WTF??

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@curiosityonx His MMU…and his balls of steel. I can’t even imagine!