Ren Foster

As always, Go Jumbo Shrimp 🦐❤️💙

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

@NoahKahan is the best lyricist of our generation and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

“Roundabouts are the shit.” - Jeffrey

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Imagine finding your favorite podcast (@ATWWDpodcast) at the beginning of COVID and just now getting to their first COVID episode.

Talk about a time-warp.

P.S. @xtineschiefer and @TheEmSchulz Love you, thanks for helping me get through these past 2 years.

[Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker]

I am just going to appreciate the #HalfTimeShow and not spend too much time contemplating that the soundtrack of my youth is now solidly middle-aged.

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Pro tip: Always keep emergency spaghetti in the cabinets

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Talking about my childhood dog “He was a little bit closer to the ground than that dog….So I guess shorter would be the word…” 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

On this episode of my wild life: spent my Saturday getting my email inbox from 172 down to 23.
Come at me 2021-2022 school year!

[Evan Penn @evanpenn]

A PSA TO WHOEVER NEEDS IT:

Turn your notifications for social media apps off.

Millions of people don’t need untethered access to you every minute of the day.

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Also this tweet is proof that I’m always thinking about @ddlovato 🤷🏼‍♀️ They’re just royalty. 👑

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Why is Demi not pronounced like semi?

English is weird, man.

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Nothing says “I’m home” quite like running into a different high school classmate every time I’m in public.

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

I was just looking at a map and was SHOCKED to see how far apart Montana and Colorado were. When I called my boyfriend to share the breaking news, he informed me that MN is the abbreviation for Minnesota.😂🤦🏼‍♀️

I have never taken a geography class. Who let me be a US Citizen?

[Lauren @LABC222]

I’m not avoiding church so I can live a life of debauchery. I am avoiding church because I can’t make sense of the people outside the church being kinder and more understanding then those inside the church who gave me pat answers and shame with a side of victim blaming for 25 yrs

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

Yesterday I told someone that I had 4 siblings and he said, “THERE’S FIVE OF YOU?!”

I promptly explained, no. There’s 4 older Wilson children. There’s only 1 favorite. 😇🥰

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

I don’t trust nurses who talk to me while taking my blood pressure.

I know those stethoscopes give you super sonic hearing but you can’t listen to me and my heartbeat at the same time!

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

If one were to write a Biography about my life, I suggest the title be: “Sorry! I’m on my way!”
I’ve already sent that text twice today and it’s 9am.
🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ren Foster @renfoster72]

@ddlovato new album comes out the week I am traveling! Coincidence or Divine intervention?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

People that

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