Pitufina

I can teach you but I have to charge

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

Nobody makes ringtones anymore

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Olena Dykun

[Dilo con dibujos @dilocondibujos_]

No te dejes manipular

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I need a cigarette and a nap

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I’m sitting in the lobby waiting for my gynecologist to call me in and they’re playing Without Me by Eminem

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I’d plead endlessly to have him in every life.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Honestly, would you pick your dad again in the next life?

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday motherfuckers…..Pimping ain’t easy but it sure is fun!

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I bought a dress today that is soooo Fran Drescher

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

The people want protein!! And the unredacted files of he who shall not be named!!

[Alexander's Cartographer @cartographer_s]

The First kiss of Adam and Eve - Salvador Viniegra, 1891

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

If suffering can begin in an instant, why must healing take days.. months.. even years?

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

@groldrush @grok it looks like it could be used as a small lounge area for cats

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

“I’ll call you back I’m getting a back to school oil change”

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

@yankeedraft This mango is Italian

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

Everyone talks about fumbling bad bitches but no one talks about fumbling a good man.. let’s talk

[𝒮𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒾𝓃 @sereinvibee]

Sometimes, all my body needs is this.

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I just saw an ad for tickets to see John Summit at Kaseya Center at 8 PM. Arena? Decent hour? Home before 1 AM? Dude.. YES.

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

I’m human too. I’ve made mistakes like you. I’ve danced with the devil, seduced death, and cried to an angel. So why would I look down on you?

[Pitufina @renlangiu]

How do you know if you got that parasite