Paul

[Paul @rensma71]

My favourite bit of the night. Everyone's gone home. I can enjoy a pint and a tab in peace.

[Paul @rensma71]

Hello Twitters. Rarely bother with this nowadays. Hope you're all ok. Anyway, im in a pub.

[Paul @rensma71]

This chap popped into the pub for a gin and tonic today. Kerry was trembling underneath.

[Paul @rensma71]

My favourite bit of the night. When all the drunks have gone home.

[Paul @rensma71]

I'm in a pub. Mine. Everyone has gone home. Bliss.

[Paul @rensma71]

Hello, I'm in a pub.

[Paul @rensma71]

Yesterday I was a Heritage trainspotting wanker!!

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

By the way, no way am I leaving Twitter. This place is like a lovely pub, that got taken over by some soulless pub company and with a full on wazzock as a new landlord. But I was here first and I’m staying.

[thepathlesstravelled @tpltravelled]

I was once so emboldened to take my country back that i looted a vape store in Sunderland.

[Paul @rensma71]

Alan Shearer will be dancing in the streets of Ponteland/Gosforth tonight.

[Mick @nalaknip]

“Well it’s back to the Spoons for me, but we fight on”

[darkeden21.bsky.social @DarkEden21]

Why do I immediately know who this is in spite of no human ever looking like this???

[Paul @rensma71]

I'm in a pub.

[🅼🆁. 🅼🆈🆂🆃🅴🆁🆈 🟥⬜⬛ @K_Stand_Red]

100% this...

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

I’ve yet to meet a bright racist…ffs!

[David Stokes @scottywrotem]

If his nickname isn't 'punchline' then I can't see the point anymore.

[Paul @rensma71]

Don't bother with this much nowadays but hello everybody.

[Paul @rensma71]

It's great that we're getting constant updates on the heath issues of King Charles and Princess Kate when the rest of us serfs have to wait 3 weeks to see a doctor. Know your place plebs. ..

[Whitworth FC @flourmen]

Despite our groundsmen’s efforts, we feel our game tomorrow versus @LGCEaglesFC is off.
On the plus side, they caught 3 carp, 2 tench and a tin of salmon.
Every cloud⚽️