This concludes my airing of grievances. The Feats of Strength is my call to all of you that love this state and country: GET. OUT. TO. VOTE. Mark your calendars!
🗓️Spring Election: April 7th, 2026
🗓️Fall Election: November 3rd, 2026
*Big breath in* And finally, Republicans were strongarmed into redrawing legislative maps because the liberal Supreme Court majority threatened to draw their own. To avoid a total takeover, the Legislature passed Governor Evers’ own maps. But the second Democrats realized they still couldn't win a majority on the Governor's own lines—pairing their own incumbents against popular Republicans—they ran to the cameras to cry "unfair" again! It’s a Festivus miracle of moving targets: first they demand his maps, then they get his maps, and then they complain about his maps. Will anything ever be "fair" to them, or do they just define "fair" as "Democrats win"? 🗳️🤡
I've got a lot of problems with how Democrats are acting in Wisconsin, and now you’re gonna hear about them! The unadorned aluminum pole is up, and I’m ready to air the grievances from my list. 📜👇
Democrats want to dictate your medical decisions, but they scream "stereotypes" the moment you suggest putting the Nutrition back in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. AB 180 simply asks that taxpayer dollars buy actual food instead of candy and soda. It’s a Festivus miracle of hypocrisy—they’ll manage your healthcare and your business, but they draw the line at suggesting "nutrition assistance" should actually be nutritious! 🍬🚫🥤
Rep. Francesca Hong actually claimed "Abortion is life-saving healthcare." Words mean things, and hers mean “Murder saves lives.” That’s a bridge too far for anyone who values the truth. Wouldn't expect anything less from the very far left. 👶🙏
Assembly Democrats wanted put girls at risk on the field and in the locker room by allowing men to play in women’s sports and voting against AB 100. Adding on to the Democrats’ crusade against children and their safety, they seem okay with putting young girls at risk for the sake of appeasing a small group confused kids. Biology isn't a "choice," and fairness isn't "hate." 🏃♀️🏆
The Department of Public Instruction is shielding misconduct cases behind bureaucratic silence. They’re more worried about the "image" of the institution than the safety of children. After the performative work of introducing amendments and bills urging the federal government to release the Epstein list, Wisconsin Democrats and their bureaucratic associates in DPI seem to immediately hide when they are the ones allowing children to be taken advantage of. Who really is protecting predators? 🏫🤐
Wiseye is currently off the air due to a failure to independently fundraise. Democrats want to replace these independent observers with a state-run "Office" where the director serves the politicians being filmed. It’s not transparency if the watched control the camera, it’s a government-owned lens! Just because Animal Farm is coming out in 2026 doesn’t mean we should make an Orwellian Nightmare a reality.📸🎥
Democrats introduced a bill that would allow using eminent domain to steal private land for bike trails? Stealing land for leisure is the height of government overreach. They seem to want to tax you out of your home and if that fails, they’ll just take it for a bike trail. If you want to ride a 10-speed, buy your own dirt! 🚴♂️🚫
If lawmakers start crossing into enforcement with these "resistance seminars," who ensures they follow the rules they write? It's a recipe for chaos! 🛑⚖️
Critics are opposing bringing state workers back in person, leaving public services distant and unaccountable. If the taxpayers show up to work, the people paid by the taxpayers should too! 🏢👻
introducing a National Popular Vote amendment, Democrats want Wisconsin to lose its voice in a step toward a "tyranny of the majority." Why even have states if we’re going to let three relatively small regions decide the future for everyone else? Don't California my Wisconsin.🗳️🗽
Democrats introduced a bill to strip the personal conviction exemption for vaccines, an obvious attack against medical choice rights. Families shouldn't have to surrender their freedom to make healthcare choices for their own children! Democrats want the choice to kill babies, but also make ALL medical decisions for living ones. 💉🛡️
The State Crime Lab is falling behind on DNA and toxicology testing. Safety isn’t a suggestion; it’s the job. Mounting backlogs and mismanaged resources are putting every community at risk. Josh Kaul promised to speed it up yet seemed to have confused the gas and brake pedals. 🧬🚔
By killing AB 211, the Governor crushed small business opportunities and stripped adults of their freedoms for political gain. If an adult wants a cigar, the government shouldn't be standing in the way like a disgruntled hall monitor. Democrats seem to believe that marijuana is the only acceptable option for Wisconsinites. 💨🚫
Your property taxes could climb for centuries thanks to Governor Evers’ "400-year veto." The Socialists in the Democratic caucus believe the way to fix Evers’ dirty dealings is to increase your other taxes. It’s not a policy; it’s a multi-century curse on your wallet. 💸⏳
With tanking enrollment and rising costs, AB 644 gave school districts the option to consolidate to better serve their constituents if they choose to utilize it. Democrats decided that flushing money down the drain to underutilized schools would be a better use of your tax dollars. Opposing consolidation just to cheer the word ‘public’ is like loving a sinking ship because it’s painted blue. Efficiency isn’t a dirty word, folks! 🚢🔵
Democrats pretend to worry about privacy, but they’re just mad parents would have finally gotten to know what schools are doing with AB 613. Makes you wonder what they want hidden… Transparency shouldn't be a grievance, but to Democrats in Madison, it is! 🏫👀
Assembly Democrats tried to block AB 2, siding with classroom distractions over teachers and students. Apparently, "educational excellence" now includes making sure every kid can scroll TikTok brain rot during algebra. 📱📉
We’ve got an "anti-data center" movement cloaking itself in environmental rhetoric while blocking jobs and tax growth. They want their digital services, but they want to complain about data centers on servers hosted by other countries: China, Russia, Israel. You can’t have your digital cake and eat it too! 🎂💻
Happy Festivus to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, which handed the executive branch a crown! They’ve stripped the people’s elected legislators of oversight and decided agencies should rule by decree instead of by law. Since when did we trade a Republic for a Monarchy? #NoKings 👑🚫