The Average Hominid

his lower body is beyond your imagination he/they

[The Average Hominid @repressionbeard]

Dentist the Mentist

[The Average Hominid @repressionbeard]

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March 28-30
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Not convinced? Peruse this spoiler-free summary of the show and then try to tell me you're not at least a little curious, you COWARD

[The Average Hominid @repressionbeard]

@okimstillhungry This could be us but you playin

[w҉h҉i҉t҉e҉ ҉ ҉t҉e҉v҉i҉n҉ @30000MONKIES]

David Lynch - This Man was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago (2004), one of the best ever

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@arrisonjwarner To be fair it was absolutely ages ago, it was like the second party we ever went to together and you were already several drinks deep when the shotgunning started

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

they really should execute people who hunt these guys

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@casey_brinke Wonderful movie, can't go wrong with ol' Juzo

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I voted in the Chainsaw Awards. Join me and vote now if you know what's good for you 🔪 https://t.co/jBuAWSfuhv #ChainsawAwards

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I think I hear wedding bells!

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@arrisonjwarner Great couples Halloween costume

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Found this book in the lost and found at work and I think it's the funniest thing I've ever read

[The Average Hominid @repressionbeard]

More like Ncutie Gatwa 👀

[Mia @boygrrI]

animal expert here. cows only do this when theyre Mother

[Tofupixel (find me on BlueSky - Not active here) @TofuPixel]

miyazaki of studio ghibli, upon seeing an artificial intelligence presentation- "i strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself".

[wint @dril]

what combo of substances can i take to give myself PTSD during Avatar premier(IMAX). i wanna come out of there screaming like a vietnam vet

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Question on an escalator:

[The Average Hominid @repressionbeard]

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