Calamari Comeback Kid

a sexless Ted Lasso

[mel 𓆝 ⋆. @aquatichrome]

mass effect drinking game you take a shot every time shepard tells joker to be ready with the normandy because she’s about to detonate a bomb in the building she’s standing in

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

I'm experiencing hell spiraling out about my breakup in a bar while the Safety Dance is playing. Sometimes you gotta laugh

[disco elysium psyche quotes꩜ @discopsychebot]

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Saying "she gave up the largest inheritance in history to be herself" like it's a bad thing and not the plot of a Disney Channel Original Movie

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

one time I told my therapist I was scared I might be a narcissist and she immediately goes “okay tell me 3 things you like about yourself” and that was the funniest way to relieve my anxiety

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

@MGDosd @DavidAHolley @kathyprojo Not possible to "dox" a member of law enforcement. They should be disclosing their identities, have traceable badge numbers, and be accountable to the public if they are going to be allowed to carry guns and carry out large scale operations in cities around the country.

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

@HolocaustUK Unbelievably shameful and obviously false statement. Shame on all of you.

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

The Roma people were murdered on such a scale during the Holocaust that there was practically no one left after the war to set up educational trusts and museums in their memory and it is the moral responsibility of surviving groups to remember them now. This is beyond shameful.

[reb @rebmasel]

EVERY NEW ELECTION RESULT I SEE AHHHHHH

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Day ONE in Zohran’s America!!!!

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

Yayyy RI made national news for having absolute shit for brains again

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

93% of Rhode Island voters say housing costs are a problem in the State.

While many support solutions like new apartments, middle housing, Affordable housing & homeless shelters in Rhode Island, support for those same solutions drops off dramatically "in their neighborhood."

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the obvious elephant in the room is that if Tyler Robinson had shot a dozen random students in the crowd Republicans wouldn't even pretend to give a fuck

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

@jeromefjbr @Notanashmain_ @nrduford I don't give a fuck if you agree with it or not!

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

Oh cool

[Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan]

I'm told that a senior DOJ official said, discussing the matter: “We’re not playing semantics with words like dysphoria. We’re talking about trannies, and we don’t think they should have guns.”

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

Well this could not have happened at a worse time

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

@bryanbehar So what do we do then?

[faboolah @azninthesun]

if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

(I had a bad audition)

[Calamari Comeback Kid @requiredreadin]

Real drawback of putting yourself out there is that you have to put yourself out there

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Kim Davis get a hobby bitch.