Dr. Who’s neighbor

satirist

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee, a shooter of Jameson, a couple of bong rips, a few lines of coke, a cake doughnut, another shooter of Jameson, one more cup of coffee and then a joint. Otherwise I’m a total asshole.

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

I'm not a One Piece fan; feels like it would be hard to become one now. But it seems like Netflix didn't entirely goof it up?

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

Phil Hartmann would have had the best Joe Biden and Donald Trump impressions of all time. #snl

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Took Nuggets-3 for 3 cases of dew. Let’s just say I’m going to be a little animated 2morrow. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

The little fact that Link hums the Lon Lon Ranch music while cooking brings me great joy. #TOTK #LegendOfZelda

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

I’m trying to get home to delicious sammich my love has made for me, but some beautiful soul has loaded up the gin joint jukebox with solid gold Motown hits and I gotta see how far this soul train goes.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

“Easy Money”, both the movie starring Rodney Dangerfield and the song by Billy Joel, is way better than it has any right to be.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

I had a lot of fun watching the Dungeons and Dragons movie. Exciting fight scenes, funny banter, and a faithful adherence to the core mechanics. Also, it was excellent to see a Druid character displayed as the fucking tanks they can be.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

Me chuckling at the thought of someone getting upset that link has to go drag in order beat Breath of the wild. Honestly I always thought he looked quite fetching in that particular outfit. #botw

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I had chosen Charmander over Squirtle in that first play through of Pokémon Red.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

Is there anything in this world that’s satisfies as completely as a cup of steaming hot black coffee and a tall glass of ice cold water?

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

ISO: a friendly group chat about the daily New York Times crossword puzzle. After my god awful performance today I need a support group 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

I can’t prove it but I think the Dave Matthews Band and other over-rated 90’s bands are the reason Ticketmaster is so awful today.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

@yung_schwitters My god

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

@noble_darrin Upstart Crow. It’s on Brit Box though.

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

We’ll be back… don’t even trip.

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

The St. Francis hotel bar has a smoked sage margarita, which is both delicious and provides an olfactory camouflage to me having torched a jay in the parking lot 2 minutes prior. 10/10

[Dr. Who’s neighbor @resembleswit]

I’ve reached that point of my 30’s where I take great pride in being the the first house on the block to shovel the snow of the sidewalks.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Sopranos (1999–2007)