// This should never happen

You're telling me a domain drove this design?

[// This should never happen @reserved_words]

[Cameron Winter takes deep breath]

[Nick Khami @skeptrune]

claude --dangerously-skip-permissions

[brent @murrman5]

me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO
my uncle: can I be in it

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

when you eat the bad rye

[Francis McRae @FrankMcRae]

Imagine if luxo knocked down the parliamentary library to build a big koru loungue

[Django Gold @django]

my cock was burned off in a fire, but luckily I had the foresight to make an NFT of my cock

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

[AFLX Twin @SlayerRules_420]

Currently paying:

Didgeridoo player $1.80
Wears a cork hat $2
Somehow mentioning Vegemite $2.10
Adlibs like “g’day mate!” And “strewth!” $3.50
Replacing the N word with “cobber” $4.50
Raygun Cameo $11
Something actually reflective of Australian culture $900

[jay @denvermayor]

custody battle loss playlist

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can we just focus for a second

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

How it feels to go to an 11am matinee with a crisp refreshing Coca Cola and a hot popcorn

[richard @richard_normal]

oh nice microsoft opened this document in protected view. this useful feature is keeping me safe.

[Sam[uel] Smith @samuelsmith1988]

Christchurch, Wellington, Auckland, Dunedin

[Francis McRae @FrankMcRae]

Racking my brain to figure what the act party and the catholic church could possibly have in common and came up with only one thing

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

I am a Silicon Valley transhumanist psychopath who is here to till you that a fully-automated luxury utopia awaits if you'll just let me and my friends have another trillion dollars. I am also here to tell you that the most rudimentary social programs are naive and impossible.

[david lynch @daviidbyrne]

we have david lynch to thank for a lot but this tweet is high up there for me