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this is pathetic

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i’m committing to being extremely unique again. and some might say that’s actually called being annoying. and i’m committing to that too

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finally started being a person with a brain and got an oil change in dearborn not at the dealership (my nemeses) and they gave me a black ice car freshener

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the way we’ve trained our cat to sit by the pool with us is one of the top 5 greatest things to ever happen to me. today i had pool, oberon, detroit pizza, and pool cat. it was perfect!!!

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my insta reels algo is now 90% red dead 2 content and i’m now realizing (embarrassingly) i would go to a comic con to see the red dead guys. gamer chick!!!1 🤪

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the unfortunate reality is that hunter biden is extremely hot. can’t yet say where he falls on my hottest men of all time list but i’ll sleep on it and report back

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started a New List last night

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as if “elizabeth” “new jersey” has a blocks

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Michigan has their own version of Elizabeth, New Jersey. Powerful.

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@okwowww OHHHH my god HAHA this is exactly it. i am so honored you remembered my tweet. this is exactly what i needed during dissertation writing 😭

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i’ve been trying so hard to think of who he looks like and i just realized. one of the veggie tales

[New York Post @nypost]

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked https://t.co/Njh9k8GcNe

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i love my dissertation chair. when i say i will finish this by tonight but i will be feeling crazy!!! he laughs. as he should!

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everyone is so surprised i like to be in the dirt and the grass but guess what. i love dirt. i love grass! but i did get too close to poison ivy and had to go inside and shower with dawn power spray :(

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i wish i could communicate with the worms and beetles i disturbed yesterday that i am really sorry but it’s worth it because im going to make them the most luscious pollinator fairy garden

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taurus new moon this past weekend had the veil so mf-ing thin i swear. and also my sanity but i know ball when it comes to that

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if will wright ever releases Proxi there’s a 99% chance you’ll never hear from me again

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the birds in my backyard are having the noisiest mating season i’ve ever heard. good for them!

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like i really did think the only tall guy in a band over 5’8” was krist novoselic and that was the anomaly of my lifetime

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chad smith being 6’3” is such a shock to my life i really didn’t think a single one of those peppers was over 5’8”

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2026 ryan lochte looks like every chaldean guy ive ever met omg

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and lastly i think run on sentences are chic in the way it mimics the exact way my brain works which is constant stream of nonsense and on occasion mild to moderately good and funny things that shouldn’t be taken as serious effort but still worth paying attention to (imo)

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i think people need to stop complaining about the spotify logo. i’d do anything for an anti minimalist art gesture these days

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nervous for graduation in the way that i’m going to have to adjust that mic for my height and i just know im going to break something and everyone’s going to either 1.) laugh or 2.) be silent (worst outcome)

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i think it’s nice that after years and years and years of grad school they give you another thing to complain about for attention (licensure exam)