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[mia @saltaco]

A PATIENT SCREAMED AT ME AND SAID I'LL AMOUNT TO NOTHING AND END UP BEING A TOPLESS DANCER IN MONTREAL

[mia @saltaco]

I'm calling the Chicago Bears the Gary Bearies now

[mia @saltaco]

This is my emotional support landmine-sniffing rat

[mia @saltaco]

This stretch of weather in Detroit is literally so good i feel like a new woman

[mia @saltaco]

It will always be the Pepsi Porch just like it will always be Pine Knob. And we got Pine Knob back baby!!!!

[mia @saltaco]

Jeff what the fuck you mean "what just happened?" lmfaooooo

[mia @saltaco]

To my ppl who are also in medicine: ya gotta stop being assholes to the elderly on the phone. Give them time to talk. I just talked with an 83 year old woman who was so excited to tell me about how she went out by herself to Big Boy. 30 min story. Like!!!!! Yes friend!!!! More!!!

[mia @saltaco]

If I could only eat at places on one road in metro Detroit for the rest of my life it would be Dequindre, sorrrrrry

[mia @saltaco]

My bb

[WORLD VIEW @beauti_animals]

Would you guess this place?

[mia @saltaco]

All I want for my bday is:

[mia @saltaco]

If you do not have Valentina salsa and real maple syrup in your house at all times we are going to have a serious problem

[mia @saltaco]

Back in the day I went on the date and the guy described the restaurant as kinda SoDoSoPa and it was so funny I can't stop thinking about that

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

suffering, euphoria, and ferret all come from the same root word

[mia @saltaco]

me to everyone at least one time during every teams meeting:

"I'm not going to offline this. What the hell are we doing"

[mia @saltaco]

Thanks for inviting me to your wedding. I'll be wearing one of 3 dresses I've had on rotation since high school

[mia @saltaco]

For survivor 50 they need to bring back the stew and root beer reward from survivor: palau

[mia @saltaco]

@resetaurus I just barfed

[MCGONIGISM @MCGONIGISM]

6 MENS USA HOCKEY PLAYERS FROM MICHIGAN

[mia @saltaco]

MICHIGAN JUST WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL IN MENS HOCKEY

[mia @saltaco]

USA - Canada hockey gold medal game should have done a zamboni gravy boat promotion. Lost opportunity

[mia @saltaco]

The bermuda triangle of detroit, mi + toledo, oh + windsor, ontario is literally the funniest place on earth and i will die on this hill