Billy McCarthy

[Billy McCarthy @reshippie]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/SB0OWGHfxq

[Adam Mansbach @adammansbach]

Go the Fuck to Sleep is about to be ten years old! There have been so many amazing readings of it. And people always ask me who else I'd want to hear.

I've thought long and hard about this, and there's only one answer: @HamillHimself.

Is there ANY way we can make this happen?

[Billy McCarthy @reshippie]

@Furya1204 @graylog2 Great write up.
Is there any chance you'll be publishing the Ansible modules you created to work with the Graylog API?

[squeequeg @bistromath]

been playing animal crossing and now I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to donate all this to an owl

[Kaitlyn Hanrahan @KaitlynHanrahan]

You can't accuse me of drinking alone.
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I'm never alone.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

please watch this and retweet it

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administration has been totally unprepared for this crisis.

[Billy McCarthy @reshippie]

@literatesavant Now I am too.

[Michael Del Moro @MikeDelMoro]

TIME’s Person of the Year responds to the President

[steph @steph_mcca]

i respect and i admire your gorgeous charcuterie boards but my culture is you take a block of cheddar cheese and a box of wheat thins and you eat the whole thing off a plastic cutting board w/ out breathing

[Borderlands Books @borderlands_sf]

SURPRISE! We are over-the-moon excited to announce a last-minute Afternoon with N.K. Jemisin, this Sunday 11/3 at 3pm! Meet this staggeringly brilliant, multiple award winning author & get your books signed. We hope to see you here! @nkjemisin @orbitbooks

[Billy McCarthy @reshippie]

What is it with buses and trains that have huge standing areas, but nothing to hold on to. It's like the designers never ride public transit.

[Scott Stedman @ScottMStedman]

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: I’m told that Pompeo’s office in recent days asked State Department HR/IG if they could “discipline” officers for “failure to follow direction” if they cooperate with Congress.

[Doug Saunders @DougSaunders]

Caption: "With this ingenious trick you can easily smuggle a chocolate bar into a US cinema!"

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I’m calling the FBI

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Numerous people on the left are motivated by their faith to serve the poor, and faith leaders are a huge part of the activism against Trump's immigration agenda.

Even speaking as an atheist, I don't "hate" religion. I just think ill of people who cite theirs to hurt others.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

I have blocked
the legislation
that was on
the docket since February

and which
you were probably
hoping
would have prevented this

forgive me
my donors pay me cash
so crisp
and so cold

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

CNN reports that local officials in El Paso believe some mass shooting victims didn’t seek medical treatment because of their immigration status. America is in dire shape.