Couyon

Highly Leveraged Risk Remissness Professional

[Al Landry @Al_Landry78]

Already in enemy territory Ole Miss Hate Week

[The Seneca Project @senecaprojectus]

We won't be gaslit today....

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Fuck the SEC. There is one kingdom. That kingdom is Louisiana.

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

Accurate

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Serious question to every mainstream news network and newspaper in this country: how can you justify crazy obsessive coverage of Hasan Piker and just totally ignore much worse stuff like this from an actual presidential adviser?

[Couyon @residualFUNK]

@trouble_man90 What are the practical policy differences in agenda?

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

The DSA momentum isn’t about the DSA, it’s about people.

I see all the quibbling and bickering, but not a lot of understanding.

People in NY cast votes for candidates they think actually care about what they’re going through. Same way they did for Mamdani.

But instead of reflecting, the establishment continues to project. We’ve seen it before, it’s partly how we got here.

I don’t imagine that what happened in New York could happen in Baton Rouge … yet. And when I say yet I mean YET. If a people first, economic liberation movement finds its political stride in South, its curtains.

It’s hard for a lot of Black southerners I know to critique the Dems, an elder of mine recently told me she votes Democrat OUT OF RESPECT FOR DR KING.

(I told her Dr. King might’ve been DSA, because he held some very strident anti-capitalist/anti imperialist views. She then told me to worry about my weight and not about Dr King’s legacy. That actually happened 😂😂😂😂😂😂)

I’m not saying that’s going to change, but I am saying those same people I talk to (particularly the ones under 45) aren’t frustrated. They’re tired. Frustrated needs a rally. Tired needs a change. They’re ripe for new voices.

The best outcome here would be a meeting of the minds. It would Robin reminding Batman of the ideals he started with, and Batman educating Robin on the structural realities of the world we live in, and how we make allies in that world. They then shake hands and vandalize the Joker’s reflecting pool.

That won’t happen though. Political intractability is by design. Politicians fight for their existence while forgetting about yours.

You do not matter. Threats to power matter. Threats to systems matter. They built it the way they wanted it, they’ve been milking it for years. They want their milk cheap while yours gets more expensive.

We say politics is a beauty pageant, but in actuality, it’s a slaughterhouse. You think you’re the butcher, when really, you’re the cow.

But man. Somewhere there’s a candidate that just wants you to have a living wage and healthcare. Just wants your kid not have to die in a foreign war. Maybe they can’t even get it done, but that’s sincerely what they want.

I hope you get to vote for them.

[Couyon @residualFUNK]

How you a hood nigga and call tha people smh

[Couyon @residualFUNK]

@EmmaVigeland @KatieMiller

[Gary Chambers @GaryChambersJr]

I’m Black first.

This nation was founded treating Black people as property, and even today there are ongoing efforts to restrict Black political and economic power.

Conservatives will try to gaslight you, but I prefer facts. Under @mayorbmscott and @govwesmoore, Baltimore has seen its lowest homicide levels in decades.

Even Stephen A. Smith had to ask Officer Tatum what’s wrong with identifying as Black first when you understand America’s history and its relationship with Black people.

I know exactly who I am, and I’m not afraid to say it.

Share if you care. 🦾

[Couyon @residualFUNK]

@VanJones68 Poo ass terrible take. False equivalence. My voting rights are under attack and you wasting airtime on making it harder to get them back.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Couyon @residualFUNK]

@BattleRapBets Somebody should let Jeff Klandry know when he gets back from his 88th Greenland vacation

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Vet source responds to this important reporting from Fox News: “Don’t want young men to draw dicks and jerk off in 120 degree heat in porta shitters? Don’t start stupid wars in the desert,” he says. “I guarantee you everyone from Pete Hegseth to Tom Cotton has also jerked off in a porta shitter. JD Vance.”

Clearly this requires follow up questions from the press corps. Cc @JulianAndreone

[The Root @TheRoot]

South Carolina state Rep. JA Moore (D) expressed how flabbergasted and upset he was that “a guy from Queens” aka President Donald Trump is influencing state politics.