Captain Coffin Dodger

Educating the deluded, one tweet at a time 👍

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@elonmusk Prick.

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@AlarmistUK He looks off his face.

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@Another_CJ @owlsoflaughter @PoliticsForAlI @thesundaytimes I put my bets on thick, seems to be everywhere.

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@richardvickers @EssexPR @GOVUK Open your mind and answer the question yourself.

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@ThaDogeQueen Yeah that's fake.

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@DrDaveNeary @JohnKarter01 You can be a sad, weird academic.

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@Francenozoica @googoogajoob78 🤣🤣

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@jamesba47480143 @SusanMSainsbury @ProfTomkins Well, as it would seem, probably locked in our homes forever.

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@karen_renton ... Because you're too bloody thick to take a step back and show some rational logic at what's happening.

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@karen_renton You must understand, the ones telling you what to do, all claiming this is a new variant, their bank accounts are getting bigger the longer this goes on. The problem is, and I'm not a denier, is that you are literally doing as they say, no questions asked; I feel sorry for you.

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@sloprobson @Black_Revolver_ @mi6rogue @BorisJohnson Because no one knows if the 'Indian variant' bypasses it.

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@sloprobson @Black_Revolver_ @mi6rogue @BorisJohnson Stupid question.

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@happykerching Punctuation? Oh and er... She's not a nice person, simple really.

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@TALLPAUL713 @RachelRileyRR @Nick_Hewer @susie_dent What a strange thing to ask. You sound like some wierdo.... 😕

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@Breakfast_Fan @user278933 @timothy_skim @elonmusk Riiiight...

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@user278933 @Breakfast_Fan @timothy_skim @elonmusk It was.

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@Benji74783146 @bllylmz08 @rahul79749475 @kanevato @elonmusk Lmao... You are delusional. Elon is a capitalist, he doesn't care for the 'little people'. He invested in tesla to make money, not to help... 🤣🤣

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@grizzleeman @elonmusk @carlquintanilla 😂

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@Breakfast_Fan @user278933 @timothy_skim @elonmusk He didn't start Tesla...