Ryan

Runner. Rider. Writer. I get paid to imagine.

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Watching Boston Marathon updates as friends run it while enjoying a cookie that's so crumbly, I have to lean over a trash can while eating.

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@moonlake Here's a pug playing Fortnite

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@RGA McKinsey out there stealing from The Simpsons ... again

https://t.co/mtdpHS2Yyg

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@BellaKwai This is a fantastic article ... love slice of life stories like this. Also - kudos for resisting the obvious connection to his last name and his hobby. ;)

Reminds me of 'A Man Named Pearl' -->

https://t.co/GKz5KySo0g

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@Joshstrangehill "Me? Famous for 15 minutes? That's unpossible."

IDK ... just riffing ...

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@McFranchisee The politician looks like he's ... grimacing.

[i am so sorry]

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@doyouknowiowa https://t.co/F9yqjIhJEh

Some will say West Chester but really .... Keota

(That's the Colliver family farm)

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@LegoLostAtSea In my mind, it's been floating across waves far and near in search of stranded mini-figs in need of rescue.

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@MarkDonatelli I'll add to this:

To me, it seems like *such a miss* that the email comes from:

"McDonald's Account Services" vs. literally anything else that sounds less corporate.

Maybe it's to be straightforward so as not to confuse? It just feels very stuffy.

cc: @McFranchisee

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@McNuday @consumertc

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@garyforss @McFranchisee Any corp details on this?

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@SeanODowd15 @rohindhar Google Street View from Dec 2021

I assume the people selling it painted it pink to be 'wild' and 'Instagrammy' ... and they (or the bank) is now trying to offload the Pepto Palace.

https://t.co/x9mfFZe8zT

https://t.co/KdVWNFhUX4

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@thehilker You sure it was 'salsa' and not 'lemon'?

I bet r/kansascity might know vs. this shithole site.

[It was probably K Machos]

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@amyontheweb @snackmantis <alaska has entered the conversation>

21 hours of driving ... still in Alaska

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@not_jameson @CostaKapo Trivia: The founder of Wienerschnitzel got his start (and advice after) working for Glenn Bell - founder of Taco Bell

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@McFranchisee @cosmcs I love the shroud TBH . . . adds so much to the mystique/hype.

Taking a page from new car models wrapped in dazzle.

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@McFranchisee @daveashworth I think Dutch Bros is 10000% capitalizing on 'little treat culture'.

The mid-afternoon lines at the DB near(ish) me are mind boggling.

https://t.co/LkmvTylL9i

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@nagrani14 @jonathanmaze @McFranchisee

[Troy Aikman @TroyAikman]

iCYMI: Talk to me when when he has 33% of my Super Bowl Titles

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@_cheesytots @thehilker

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@_cheesytots @thehilker You dorks are creating blogs with all of your Rube Goldberg 'efficiency' workarounds ;)

"I convert it to text and then feed it it AI so it can read it back to me"