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[unc @tmoyuvat]

Kwa mazishi yangu mwanamke akitoa pesa arudishiwe.

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@tardrippi Exactly

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

Alimanage ✅️. ⚖️

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Why she ugly

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

"If you want us to live in peace, just avoid going for a DNA test. When a child comes into your house, just take care of the child" - A lady speaks, says there is no need for a DNA test once a child is born.

[Tedd Fina_tech @Dreamville2022]

For 12 freaking years...no way! I cant believe this!

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@Mchanahh Yes you're. But ni life na iwe funzo kwa hiyo beshte yako aache kuoverdose.

[Koome @koome_pedro]

@wangarimathigh Daktari, I was about to engage you nikaona you are a woman. Wewe kaa ukijua venye unajua kamum

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So how will it get down?

[Fiona Barrett @Fiona_Barrett54]

Essa maquina faz os degraus enquanto sobe ?

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That's why he's my president 🤝🏿

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Wallo got KNOCKED OUT by a REAL Karate master after challenging him to a Power Slap match 😳😭👀

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Don't know what he said, but damn. Ni ukweli ndege ilikumaliza na hautawahi ona chipo tena.

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

0142305514- Nicole the girl beater (na amesema hakuna kitu mnaeza fanya btw)
0119778400- Vania
0746205219- Sophie sidekick
And special mention to @RiaraUniversity for breeding bastards

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

@jahman_adamski He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

This killed me man 😭😭😭😭

[Klaus @Martoh__]

Leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza kuona ngombe imebebwa na farasi

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Huku back manyu wanauliza kama hauwezi jifanyia mazingaombwe umee matako.

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Amebadilisha password ya router akitumia lapi

[Njeri_Wagathima(block enthusiast) @_stayliquidd]

Ebu mniambie and treat this with urgency!

I let my neighbor use my internet at a small fee.
Leo ameniomba laptop and kurudisha suddenly my internet which was working just fine , kwa my phones inasema can't provide internet, but kwa laptop it's working. Na overthink ama ame tamper na net yangu? She's done it before na caretaker akani warn against sharing net again..

Nime "forget" internet kwa simu but siwezi weka ata password coz Mimi nilisahau I just scan nikihitaji. Nimezima hio net tukae ivo wote

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No

[🦅 @OtengaSiauu]

They call it chopper. 15 mins from Luanda Kotieno to Mbita. Ferry will take around 45 minutes.... Can you board🤣

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@SafaricomPLC Hi check my reply

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@SafaricomPLC Check dm

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@OKoggah @Antohny_gb @AluoTracy Odhis toa ujinga hapa😂