Josh Von Drusselstein

Monkey Business | Proud South Carolinian | Rubio 2028 | DEI (Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

This is a hilarious "wealth is actually poverty" take.

Americans love cars and suburban lifestyles.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Maybe the older woman is joking, maybe not

But “no one talks discourages marriage!” just isn’t true, and it definitely plays a role in the hesitation young people feel

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

It seems like a good time to remind you that if you're a young person who turned against Israel in the last five years, you were the successful target of a coordinated influence operation meant to turn you into a useful idiot for Islamo-Leftist causes.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Congratulations, folks.

The most significant federal housing reform in a generation just became law.

It’s time to build.

[miao @Grendpateddo]

i love looking in r/bald sometimes because every post looks like this

[wanye @xwanyex]

The whole point of a phrase like, “you can’t judge a book by its cover,“ the reason it exists in the first place, is that you can reliably judge a book by its cover and so you have to remind people that there are exceptions

[Josh Von Drusselstein @Restore_Con]

Adults can make their own decisions.

[Josh Von Drusselstein @Restore_Con]

We made the decision that 18 is the age of consent. If a single woman of that age or higher desires to have sex with a single man who is older than her (even significantly older), he is doing nothing dishonorable unless against premarital sex.

[Eric Blankfield @takeraqs]

got called a pedophile for fucking a 21 year old lmfao im 27????

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

SHE WAS A JUNIOR IN COLLEGE YOU SICK FUCK

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Rapid industrialization is a very special time, but not because everyone suddenly becomes really nationalist

[cdrsalamander @cdrsalamander]

As we saw to our collective shame at our 250th, navies from around the world have a tall ship to help develop a well-rounded mind in their future officers. The US Navy will drown you in a sea of excuses should you propose one. Yes, the USCG has one, but it was built by Germans and is a war prize.

Appeals in the past to build a new ship based on one of our better 19th century frigate designs has never managed to get any traction—even though it make the best sense.

As we did see on the 250th with the sub-optimal utilization of the USS Constitution in both style and substance, our present uniformed leadership has no root deeper than their own career path.

They have the emotional intelligence in reference to their own service’s traditions as a potato.

Behold the below! It is like wearing your law-mowing clothes to your wedding reception.

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[Sasaki ☕️| #TK⸙ @Kiyopon_Ayano]

&gt;um cara se torna amigo de uma garota sem segundas intenções
&gt;com o tempo, a amizade se fortalece bastante
&gt;o cara acaba se apaixonando
&gt;de alguma forma, tratam como se isso fosse um plano maligno do cara porque assumem que ele só queria transar

Não dá pra ganhar nessa situação.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Marriage is actually really frowned upon in Norway. It goes against the traditional concept of "samboere", which means "to avoid committing to the mother of your child".

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

Hamas - a literal terrorist group - started a war by raping and killing 1,200 people and then lost that bitch.

There are "child" (i.e., under 19, including fighters) casualties on their side largely because the group has a formal strategy of hiding behind non-combatants.

I have NEVER - as a professional academic in ~this field - seen a less sympathetic party to a major conflict.

[PS @dostoevesque]

During the filming of The Lord of the Rings, someone asked why the night scenes were being lit. "It's supposed to be dark," they said. "Where is all this light coming from?"

The cinematographer replied, "The same place the music in that scene comes from."

[Det00 @Hoodvidsdaily]

Women be like my sister is a little prettier than me so I should try to make her a homeless junkie

[Пьеро🚩🏴 @GoyimSlavery]

"Went mad and died after developing an alchemical obsession with gold" in the year 2026

[Joshua D Phillips @JoshPhillipsPhD]

Angela Davis bought a shotgun. Two days later her friends took a courtroom hostage and secured that gun to a judge’s head using duct tape

In the hostage standoff, they blew the judge’s head off. She was arrested in connection

This is why Angela Davis is famous

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

When I started talking about Israel, armies of American Muslims bombarded me daily with horrifically transphobic comments.

LGBT people are fairly direct about considering Christians a threat, but according to these polls, they are actually much more supportive than Muslims.

[Zineb Riboua @zriboua]

They will continue fighting over who will control the Strait and by the time they’re done, they will find that Emiratis and Saudis already established other routes both for shipping and transportation.