RETAIL HELL

I work in retail, and it’s hell. this is where I tweet about it.

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

i’ve never worked at this store on #BlackFriday but my coworkers claim it isn’t too bad... i go in at 1, let’s see if these fuckers lied to me 😂😂 #RetailProblems

[Customer Service @KrustyCusty]

If I had a million, would I be helping you find that large shirt your too lazy to look for on your own?

#DearCustomer #RetailLife #retailproblems #RetailHell #customers #customers #BlackFriday #BlackFridayIsComing #BlackFriday2018 #shoppingonline #shoppershour #fml #Thanksgiving

[Mary #E4L @mkibling]

Retail workers trying to go to break on black Friday

[Retail Vitriol @RetailVitriol]

Best of luck with everyone working #BlackFriday

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

I need a new job.
*clocks in*

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

#dearcustomer:This is why I go to Amazon!
Me:But you’re not at Amazon. You’re here.

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

saddest part about this is, I’m not even that great of a worker bc I don’t care about this place 😂😂

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

me: can I stay on register tonight?
manager: no, we need people on the floor who will actually work

oh, so if I do crappy work i’ll get to keep my job, you’ll just take it easy on me like the other slackers?? 🤦🏼‍♀️ #RetailProblems

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

by the way—here’s the mountain of damages waiting to be processed as my manager (the only one who knows how to process them) takes yet another day off! 🤦🏼‍♀️ #TrashMountain #RetailHell #RetailProblems

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

my manager said today he would teach me how to damage out items after christmas... it’s bold of him to assume i won’t rage quit during the holidays 😂

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

if you leave empty drink cups on shelves full of merchandise i’ll use the dna evidence you left on the straw to find you and kill you 🤷🏼‍♀️ sorry, I don’t make the rules. #RetailProblems

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

going to get my paycheck on my day off, I guarantee it’ll be crazy and at least one of my managers will say “hey you wanna go clock in??” #RetailProblems #ItsMyDayOff

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Oh boy. I can't wait for all the #dearcustomer comments about how cold it is like they've never experienced this before. Even though it's November. And they're older than the Shroud of Turin. They'll still act like it's a surprise.

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

a single washcloth out of a pack of 14

[Retail Hell @AsylumRetail]

What’s the craziest thing #DearCustomer has stolen? For me it’s a tie between one egg & butt cream 🤢

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

found out from a coworker that some people we work with think i’m kind of a weirdo and a witch.... I mean, they’re not wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

like no offense but if the hardest part of your day is figuring out how many balloons to put on a table then I envy you.

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

we’re having a wedding registry event at my job today and watching my coworkers scramble to set it up is kind of hilarious #IsThatMean #RetailProblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Coworker:Do you ever just think about quitting?
Me:Only like every second of every minute I’m here.
#retaillife

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

the wedding registry event has a hot DJ should I ignore all my job responsibilities and go flirt with her y/n ?????

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

@AsylumRetail UGH that’s infuriating!! doesn’t management see these break times!? 🙄 drives me wild!!

[RETAIL HELL @retailfromhell]

#DearCoworker a 30 min break is supposed to be 30 minutes long, not 45. stop talking up in the break room!