Dickie Lipton

Rick & Morty fanatic. Funko Pop collector. Sword enthusiast. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.

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Attention SJW’S

The world owes you only two things. Jack and shit. And Jack just left town.

#thetriggering

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This is an average Latina

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this woman genuinely has the strongest facecard ever i’m not even kidding

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@purrmsgirltweet @ABorlandFan88 Definition of RETARD: the girl reading this ❤️

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@GeringerAdam @LampoonGoon Bro was born once then proclaims he’s “alive”

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@skinnyskumbag Aw he wants a kiss ❤️

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@iihategrapesoda Chile not the ableism… I almost had intersectionalist bingo scrolling through your gay black ass page!

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@iihategrapesoda Feigning retardation because it feels safer to remain a victim than to grow >>>

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@iihategrapesoda News to me!

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I thought the male manipulator trope was overblown but apparently women are just this malleable. Acting on your own accord somehow hijacks their nervous system, and to them this is a fact of life rather than a character flaw.

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Okay so here's what I'm talking about. I recently went out with a male friend for the first time. This was not within any kind of "dating" context. Just friends.

He got a beer and had no bottle opener. He asked if I had a bottle opener. I had a lighter so I opened his beer with my lighter.

On the surface, whoever has the means to open the beer should open the beer. But as a woman, even outside the context of dating, I read that as a weakness in him. It turned me off to viewing him as any type of potential mate. Even when that wasn't a potential in the first place.

I was talking to him about this this morning, asking his permission to tell the story and he said "well now anytime we hang out I'm going to ask you to open my beer just to fuck with you."

And this immediately reversed my reaction because purposely fucking with me in this lighthearted way is a show of confidence and dominance.

Women are always reading your signals to assess your potential mate value. Even the women you're not dating. Even the women you're just passing on the street.

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@ramitdyathroat @ruffledsavior Maybe you can be buried with them

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@alvarodelcampoo @retardatum @ImposterName Disregarding alternative solutions to your qualms, asking questions that answer themselves… I was once like you. Confused. Defiant. Ridiculed. Perhaps that checkmark could’ve saved you… or perhaps it was already too late

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@1000feuillarde Facts. I used to be a raging misogynist until I was educated by nagging bitches

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@retardatum @Izzy__ACE @generalslug Tearing up just reading this…

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@sn0oozey The concept of being scared because I know where you live

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@JohnNolancq97 @naomibrockwell Found the Android user

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@smbanks19 @yourfavheathen Why didn’t you move out of his way?

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@thedigitaldash_ Careful now—approach the topic of vanity too closely and you’ll have to confront some uncomfortable truths about women, too!

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@classictradez You expect anyone to believe your dick works when your font size is this big?

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Are we fr?

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@dulcemgo You exceed the towing capacity either way, what’s the difference?

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@nothiinqq Exactly, nobody owes anyone anything. We will repeat this mantra until we’ve come to terms with our parental neglect.