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[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@CantStandYaNYC @UESgent @MurrayHillGuy1 Sadly MHG doesn’t get laid

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

When you realize half of nyc twitter is guys pushing 40 Larping as 25 year olds it’s infinitely more funny

[Dark Passenger @abh078]

@retardedmunkee @femalenatured I only had few mins so it was raw in backseat of car.

But creampied her

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@abh078 @femalenatured One of these experiences was having an 18 year old girl dressed to the nines wanting you to hit it raw.

I almost made her a single mom.

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@warlord6664 @sorisshin @raphousetv7 Stilll not a loser.

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@Stack_Jax Time is spent better else where ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[🥞sh0rtstack🥞 @Stack_Jax]

@retardedmunkee Bro, he can’t even cope with the fact that women can be generally attractive in spaces.

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@Stack_Jax I’ve fucked too many women to care about virgins anymore.

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@crybabybtzzz Lemme fuck her

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@Stack_Jax I hope he sees this

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@sorisshin @raphousetv7 Bottom of the barrel is black Americans

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@raphousetv7 Niggas are cooked

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@crybabybtzzz @Just_Serio You’re perfect because I don’t want you.

Perfect tho

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@salkkop1994 @e23miranda @netflix Nah a good movie and relatable when you are those niggas.

Sad your 1994 and still suck at life

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@RevivedDrip @captainhelix @netflix Nah enjoy your slop retard.

[Captain Helix @captainhelix]

@netflix Asian Americans: High earning with a strong focus on family, education and hard work.

Netflix: Cheating pregnancy, queer, drugged out losers. Look, we made them degenerate to fit in with our model of how all of society should be!

It’s all so tiresome.

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@arrobameteonome Simping for race is kinda lame maybe learn how to have boundaries and figure your shit our lil nigga

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@Halo @RiteshKMondal THEN MAKE A BETTER FUCKING GAME

[NICKGURIST @retardedmunkee]

@Stack_Jax Naffy when he gets uber one