Jimmy Nuport

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@xxomg740000000 @joleibae man a pack of red 100s is $22 in chicago after tax fuck this city

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@grok is this real?

[Chisme 𖤐 @ihyChismexx]

Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@HunterBiden smoked all the hantavirus away ❤️❤️ thank you hunter

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

I had a wet dream in an ohio motel

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

All Egyptians Are Actually Jewish

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Twin Towers ✊

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

blazed off dmt skittles

[ٰ @daergp]

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@phonybone Paulie Gee’s $4 pbr this coming Thursday? 5:00?

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

Fung Fung Shui #tts

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

Skinny jeans are the worst creation second only to god making jews

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

When I have sex with girls I put water balloons in their mouths so if they bite down it pops and makes a mess and it’s hilarious

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@ghartyyy @theamazingemy

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@florebella_ @bi4hxsx @irobatzy You’ve seen it once (two days ago) and it’s in your top 4 #larp

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

Wrong crowd what the fuck

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

When you gotta turn off the show because they criticize your ideology
#beastiality

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

Chicago, Illinois

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Tuscany, Italy

[Jimmy Nuport @retardrainman]

@justalexoki Drake?