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Muslim Syrian. don’t ask how many accounts I’ve burned through lol

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@IanEdNorman Qatar hosted a World Cup for the entire world while the US, Canada, and Mexico are hosting a drunk retard cup for drunk retards. Anyway, here’s a hydration break so we can run more ads

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@SuperSodium @ElAlesso @ngeloGutir70582 @OffFent @Pies_of_Lee You dumb retard, the one making the claim that 250,000 women have been gang raped by Muslims should provide evidence that it’s true

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@SDebeluhar @LeftNatLeft Trust me buddy I’m whiter than you lmao

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@ForestWarden1 @LeftNatLeft I’m unironically whiter than you

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@lebmetawali Hezbollah literally had its ass handed to it and had to be saved by Iran. Hezbollah as of now exists at the mercy of “Goylani” and the only reason they still get the occasional rocket or two to fling at Israel is because he finds it amusing to let a few get past his border

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@ForestWarden1 @LeftNatLeft Coal posting won’t unrape your nan

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@ForestWarden1 @LeftNatLeft “Me mum was raped by a paki in the holly” -you probably

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@JnoubiSyrian Just making shit up and then getting hyped about it lmao

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@mardin4765 @JnoubiSyrian Keep coping lol he’s never leaving

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@JoyInWinter @Hasakasign @JnoubiSyrian Unironically it will because the US will be desperate to keep it in its orbit. I envision Iran, the US, Turkey, and the gulf all throwing money into the Syrian economy to try and buy influence

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@JnoubiSyrian How does Syria lose anything? They honestly handled the whole war amazingly by staying out of it

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This is actually insane. Iran won lmao

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FULL TEXT OF IRAN-U.S. DEAL

Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding between the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran

1- The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran and their allies in the current war by signing this MoU, declare the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon, and undertake from now on not to initiate any war or any military operation against each other, and to refrain from the threat or use of force against each other, and ensuring the territorial integrity and sovereignty of Lebanon. Final deal will confirm the permanent termination of the war on all fronts, including in Lebanon, and other provisions of this paragraph. 

2- The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs.

3- The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran commit to negotiating and achieving the final deal in maximum 60 days, extendable with mutual consent. 

4- Immediately upon the signing of this MoU, the United States of America will begin the removal of its naval blockade and any disturbances or impediments against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and will fully end the naval blockade within 30 days. During this period, the traffic of vessels will be in proportion to the numbers of pre-war traffic being restored by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America further undertakes to remove its forces from the proximity of the Islamic Republic of Iran within 30 days after the final deal. 

5- Upon the signing of this MoU, the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days only from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa. The traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start, and considering the need for removing the technical and military obstacles and demining by the Islamic Republic of Iran, will be instated within 30 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz. 

6- The United States of America undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least $300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The mechanism for the implementation of this plan will be finalized as part of a final deal within 60 days. All required licenses, waivers and permissions needed for the relevant financial transactions will be granted by the United States of America. 

7- The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, i.e. IAEA Board of Governors resolutions and all unilateral US sanctions, primary and secondary, in an agreed-upon schedule as part of the final deal. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America acknowledge the critical importance of the sanctions-termination issue abovementioned, and expressed their intentions to immediately address these issues in the negotiations, in order to achieve mutual agreement on them.

8- The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have agreed to resolve the disposition of stockpiled enriched material, pursuant to a mechanism that will be mutually agreed upon in accordance with the schedule mentioned in Paragraph Seven, with the minimum methodology to be downblending on site under the supervision of the IAEA. The two parties also agreed to discuss the issue of enrichment and other mutually agreed matters related to the Islamic Republic of Iran's nuclear needs based on a satisfactory framework being agreed upon in the final deal. The final deal will confirm the provisions of this paragraph. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran acknowledge the critical importance of the nuclear issues abovementioned and express their intention to immediately address these issues in the negotiations in order to achieve mutual agreement on them. 

9- Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.

10- The United States of America undertakes that immediately upon the signing of this MoU until the termination of sanctions, the US Department of Treasury will issue waivers for the export of Iranian crude oil, petroleum products and derivatives, and all associated services, including banking transactions, insurances, transportation, etc.

11- The United States of America undertakes to make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran upon the implementation of this MoU. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will mutually agree on the procedures related to the release of these funds during the negotiations. Such funds, either retained in the original account or transferred, shall be made fully usable for payment to any ultimate beneficiary designated by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America undertakes to issue all necessary licenses and authorizations accordingly.

12- The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree that an executive mechanism will be established to monitor the successful implementation of this MoU and the future compliance of the final deal. 

13- After signing this MoU and subject to the beginning of the implementation of Paragraphs 1, 4, 5, 10 and 11 of this MoU and the continuing implementation of these measures, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will start negotiations regarding the final deal exclusively on the other paragraphs.

14- The final deal will be endorsed by a binding [UN Security Council] resolution. 

Source: Tasnim

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@thewhitewidow__ So you’re saying that you’ve formed your opinions based on your friend telling you what her dead father told her?

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@MazMHussain I knew the war wasn’t going to plan when that picture of wreckage the airborne radar plane came out. A direct precision hit straight to the radar unit doesn’t just happen and the Americans clearly didn’t expect that kind of ability from Iran

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@BillTheKid1603 “Industrial scale rape”

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@LeoKearse @RichardHanania 6 gorillion obviously

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So basically one of Sargon of Akkad's towel boys came out with a PowerPoint presentation that said 6 gorillion British girls were molested by Muslims. Every American pundit reacted to this as if it was an official report from the British government. Then an anti-grooming gang activist who just happens to be Jewish came out and said "actually I think there's some basic factual errors in this PowerPoint presentation from one of Sargon of Akkad's towel boys and it will have a hard time standing up to the inevitable media scrutiny" and everyone was like "shut up you, you kike bitch, you look like one of the Haim sisters"

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@thewhitewidow__ Honest question, how would you know how these people were talk to about white people by their parents? Were you invited into their homes to have a chat with them or something?

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@reddit_lies The report is a bunch of lies. It was actually 6 million white women brutally raped by Pakistani men in full view of Kier Starmer himself