alice markey 🤪

globally ranked female comedian w/ hazel eyes 👁️

❈ @lsqtheatre NCOTY semi-finalist
❈ @unionjackradio circuit breakers
❈ @sohotheatre labs
❈ @TheNetwork_TV

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

@eliseybell why is the cow serving !

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

desperately unfunny and cruel to be rushing to make jokes/"content" about something that's a HUGE problem in your industry and has probably directly impacted women you gig with every night...but that's my two cents! 😃

[Yiannis Cove @ycove]

Another successful Debate Team tonight!

Give all the acts a follow @cechitch @turnmyswagguon @kenchengcomedy @rhiannoneshaw @retinoidrage @aliceindiacomic

[Yiannis Cove @ycove]

Join us @2Northdown for the latest Debate Team this Monday to see 6 top comedians battle to prove their chosen topics are the best.

This month we've got the following debates:

- AI vs Humans
- Past vs Future
- Single vs Relationships

https://t.co/jO8KSK1kAC

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

This is gonna be so good full offence

[Yiannis Cove @ycove]

📢 Debate Team is returning on June 26th with this incredible lineup of comedians battling to defend their chosen topics.

They'll be debating:

- AI vs Humans
- Past vs Future
- Single vs Relationships

£5 earlybird tickets! - https://t.co/jO8KSK1kAC

[Corpsing @CorpsingComedy]

Corpsing, the murder mystery comedy night, is on again this Thursday in South London! Can the audience solve the case?!

Some free tickets still available! https://t.co/mOpzVn1ggf

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

BREAKING: john wick has fallen down the stairs at the sacre coeur

[Goldsmith & East @Goldsmith_East]

💂LINE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT💂

🚨 We have NINE amazing acts coming to @2Northdown on Saturday 18th at 17:00🚨

🎟️ GOLDEAST for 2-4-1

@imjamesbarr @tarabo @samiabuwardeh @shym_less
@The_GorgeDiva @KatieEDavison @AndrewShandrew @retinoidrage @bengoldsmith90 @ChreastBrand

[Mudfish Comedy @MudfishComedy]

Meet the team part 2! Attendance is mandatory so get your tickets for 29th March ASAP. Link in Bio.

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

@Miffy_UK Yellow! ☀️🌞🌼🌻✨⚡️

[Miffy @Miffy_UK]

#WIN! A corduroy Miffy toy. There are three up for grabs!

🐰 RT this post
🐰 FOLLOW @Miffy_UK
🐰 COMMENT which colour you would like to win!

Competition ends 17th February. T&Cs apply. UK only.

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

🚨🚨🚨 💘💘💘 this is gonna rule - queers of London pls come down 💘💘💘🚨🚨🚨

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

@ezrijadzia Thank you lovely!! 💗💗💗

[David Hardcastle @GetHappyComedy]

The last Monday Club of 2022

Jenny Collier, Gabriel Ebulue, Micky Overman, Ian Smith, Lulu Popplewell, Matt Smith, Matty Hutson, Patrick Spicer, Jake Baker, Alice India, Andy Barr, Ashish Sur, Alice Markey, Tadiwa Mahlunge

19 December 7pm
https://t.co/NodaunKmqY

[Adam Anwar 🇵🇰🇵🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @IAmAdamAnwar]

I kicked off the year being selected for @LeicsComedyFest Circuit Breakers 2022 in association with @Bigdiffco, who all did a brilliant job

We featured on @unionjackradio, got some great headshots from @andyholl & I ended up closing the final showcase

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

Me doing crowd work

[jesse @darthgordita]

joe biden off the horse tranquilizers is the best president we’ve ever had

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

I’m…difference… 💋

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

How I feel ordering a veggie burger from the chicken shoppe

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

[alice markey 🤪 @retinoidrage]

Doing lovely lovely Monday Club next week 😋😋😋

[Museum of Comedy @museumofcomedy]

Monday! Club! 24th Oct! @tadiwamahlunge Amelia Jane @retinoidrage
@doctor_benji @JakeB_Comedy @Neil_ORourke @aliceindiacomic @SomeNiceFun @itswilliamstone @raduisac @jmeaghercomedy @kellymaxineford @twaynamayne & your MC Mister @thetonydunn

🎟️ https://t.co/sCdiRWk3lg