Merkel_Retired

I'm Angela Merkel, bitches--former German Chancellor, potato soup addict, and global super diva. Time for me to speak my mind, so watch out skanks...

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

@megynkelly if anyone is a "cold hearted bitch" here, it's *you*. I could probably find a dozen people on 2nd Floor at you know where to confirm that. You have grown so vile and nasty with menopause.

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

@teortaxesTex @elonmusk Um...he's talking mainly about Caucasian majority countries. He just can't say aloud "Start having more white babies and stop having non-white babies". It's what he means, but he can't bring himself say it.

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@megynkelly Oh good lord...as you have aged, your personality has become as distasteful as your plastic surgery. No wonder you were widely hated by the off camera folks at Fox by the time you left.

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

@megynkelly Well, if anyone would know bitching, darling, it would be you. Side note--ease up on the face work...it's starting to age you.

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@EvanAKilgore It's "shekel", you moron.

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@danabrams The problem with your "debate" w/ @megynkelly was not the substance. The problem was that you picked someone who many in the country find to be a toxic opportunist. You chose *her* because you knew it would go "viral". In that regard, you are just like MK.

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@dorindadeadly Yes, I do. She played peekaboo all season...and Mauricio told the whole thing in 5 minutes on his Netflix show. Bravo is right to be pissed AND right to say "start talking or start walking...your choice". She has aired everyone else's business for 13 years. Now, air her own.

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@SuttonBStracke I think you need to crack out those moves at Kyle's next White Party.

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@SuttonBStracke Her casting never made sense.

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@washingtonpost Your dumbass reporter @DavidNakamura put out detailed personal info on a potential Trump juror. You lot know what some Trumpsters are like. He should have given UWS, gender &age PERIOD. Now that guy is looking at safety threats. Nice going a-holes. #shitforbrains

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

Just a guess, but, I think Candace Owens is about to "unfriend" someone...can't recall the name, though 🤔🤫
#kanyawest #CandaceOwens #parler #oops #oopsie #ohwell #unfriend #idontknowher #CrazyTrain #ohdear

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

The ONE upside to #Qatar hosting the 2022 World Cup is that in the future, ANY Qatari bid to host an international event will be cackled out of the room...no matter how many bribes they pay. I'm tickled it's blowing up in their faces.
#Worldcup2022 #bribe #joke #Qatar

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

Hmm...it's still here. Surprised.

#RIPTwittter #zombie

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@ThatAlexWoman Here's an interesting thought--the EU does not want any more deals with you. They have realized the nature of the English part of the UK--you're duplicitous back-stabbers. You demanded *your* referendum, got it, and whined that the EU was not obsessed with you.
#whatever

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@TheRickWilson Not for much longer. Twitter will be officially bankrupt by the end of the month...that hapens when U fire half the staff and half of the remainers quit.That's why you never buy things after doing weed--it ends badly. Just eat Ho-Ho's on the couch and watch Tom & Jerry instead.

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Nicely played, dumbass...your stupid little poll means the platform will be offline permanently by the end of the month. Bye bye ad money--and if there are no ads, then no cash flow. No reputable business will advertise here w/him back.
#riptwitter #ads #cashflow #bankruptcy

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Twitter is dead....and so is the cult of a certain someone who thought they were way more clever than they actually are....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
#RIPTwitter #cult #buhbye

[Merkel_Retired @RetiredMerkel]

Oh Donald...running again, I see. I saw your speech....good God--I gave more rousing budget speeches in The Bundestag. Are you *that* desperate to avoid jail time?
#Trump #angelamerkel #dull #lame #coveryourass #bore #snooze #2024Election

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@RepMTG You seem rather keen on theocratic government...you do realize that women who were even *rumored* to be adulterous were stoned to death, right? Just a thought...